Judge — February 26, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE He—Iere you out last night, too? Sur—I should say not, I only had a drop. —M. I. T. Voo Doo The scars on most fraternal wrists were not won in duels de- fending a lady’s honor—tout au contraire, suh, they got them reaching for the butter! —Nesraska AwGwan FAs Hi—What is it that has four legs and stands in a barn, and can see equally well with both ends? Ball—A blind horse! —Denison Fiaminco Ste Prof. in German class—What's a compound Student— ! —Westrr Reserve Rep Cat FHS Our ideal of the absent-minded prof is the one who walked into the room, put his cane in bed and went and stood in the corner; tied his spaghetti and ate his shoe strings; washed his hands, threw the water in bed and jumped out of the window. —Texas Rancer Black—Did you hear that Pro- fessor Jones has just died? White—Just my luck; here I've finished his assignmnent for to- morrow. —Rvtcers Cuanticr aR a8 Ed—Use the sentence. Ev—Your miliar, word faith in a faith looketh — fa- —Annapouis Log “Is this good alcohol?” “It oughta be! 3 tLe ye He CHEER OF Prof.—Spell rattlesnake. Frosh—R-a-t-t-t-l-e-s-n-a-k-e, Prof.—Leave out one of those Frosh—Which one? —Burrao Bison S&S Sike Prof.—I 1 dismissing you ten minutes ¢ lier. Try not to e the other class. | —Wasuincton Strate Covacar’s Paw I got it out of a Packard Radiator.’ —Carneaie Pupret 20 comicbooks.com m