Judge — February 19, 1927 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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Oas 738501 FFBI5'27 LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS JUDGE | THE WORLD'S WITTIEST WEEKLY WEATHER FORECAST (For Al Smith) WARMING UP SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1927 PEACHES TELLS ALL The Department of Agricul- ture, we understand, is making an educational movie on the storage and marketing of eggs. If they t a title for it, we su: t the Lays of Ancient Rome. WU PEI FU STORMS HANKOW A Belgian scientist says the proper use of nitrates will eventu- ally enable farmers to do their planting one week and harvest the crop the next. This would leave them fifty weeks in which to write letters to Congress. At a recent motoreyele show, a cyclist jumped his machine ove three men reclining on the track. Motorists from all over the coun- try have written in asking why. 24s A vaudeville performer is said to have invented a saxophone that plays by electricity. Here is one person who believes that disere- tion is the better part of valor. BAS Secretary Mellon says he ap- proves of the instalment plan of buying. Maybe so, but we sin- cerely hope Europe doesn’t buy any more wars that way. “Oh, Ma! Pa’s found the burglar!” LOVE PACT FAILS One of the planes of the Pan- American Flight Squadron was reported to have been shot sky- ward by a rush of hot air. One theory is that Florida realtors have started another boom. COOLIDGE SILENT ON VODKA PLEA | Radio sets that will pick up programs from New York and London are part of the equipment of the Forbes-Leith Persian ex- pedition. This will doubtless in sure their pushing ever on and on into the wilderness. MFO RID CRA oN S—— Pre retary; 627 West 43rd 1 y., under Act of March 3, Scand Great Br Morris Houghton, $ under the provisions of comicbooks.com