Judge — January 29, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

First Student—So Jack is against Prohibition? Second Ditto—Against Prohibition? Why he’s so wet that every time you blow on him he ripples. —Carolina Buccaneer Pte Jester—'Tis bitter cold without. Watch—Without what? “Without breeches.” —Cornell Widow Fae Baby—Googly ikkle wopple zump. Fond Mother—Yes, dear, that’s the public library. j —M. I. T. Voo Doo FAs The professor rapped on his desk and yelled, “Gentlemen, order!” The entire class answered: “Beer!” —Arizona Kitty Kat Pad It is a known fact that a man with a Harvard diploma and ten cents can get a cup of coffee anywhere. —Gettysburg Cannon Baul sas “Are you Dunhill?” “Milano.” —Carnegie Puppet lady?” “I play basketball.” “Why don’t ya take up football?” —Cinerynati Cynic He—My mother gave the frat some ties for Christmas. Sue—But I thought she gave them to you. “Well, what's the difference?” —Texas RaNnGER Rd Conan—What would you say to poor old Jenkins if we could com- municate to the other world? Doyle—How in hell are you? —Minnesota Ski-U-Mah sae We understand that the famous saying, “Call your shots” originated in the Chicago Loup district. —Southern California Wampus Firo—What's the difference between a girl and a horse? Jor—I don’t know. “Tl bet you have some great dates.” —Outo Stare Sun Dia Fas | ITke—Make your peace bozo, I’m | about to shoot you. Mike—How come? “T’ve always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me.” | “Do I look like you?” “Go ahead and shoot!” —Ohio Ho Bo sae Let’s eat, drink and then get Mary. —Vanderbilt Masquerader sae | Judge—Did you or did you not strike this woman? Landlord—Your Honor, I only remarked that the wallpaper in her apartment bore fingerprints. Judge—Two years for knocking her flat. Next case. —Bucknell Belle Hop | wena, “So I sez to my boy, ‘If you've got your heart set on it, go to Cornell, but always remember I’m a Harvard man.’ —CorNELL Wipow comicbooks.com