Judge — January 8, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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“Mike, will you squeeze the oranges? You do it so well!" Many a stout fellow, smilingly con- demned to juice-in-the-cye, squeezer'scram| and citrus decorations on the weskir, feels that here indeed, is Life's darkest moment! Lady, heed your heart! We know the sentence to hard labor at an old-fashioned. squeezer hurts you as much as it does him. So sign on the dotted line today and get a Seald Sweet Juice Extractor! THEN watch the juice-provider’s face when he twirls the handle and the spark- ling nectar cataracts into the bowl! In a few seconds this marvelous device femoves—1. Every last drop of juice from mighty grapefruit or tiny orange—2. All the operator's fears of citrus casualties— 3. Your guilty feeling! Clean, thorough and speedy, the Seald Sweet Extractor rates a high pest on every entertainment committee. cially if you've fallen for the charms of that won- derful drink—and mixer—grapefruit juice! And remember there's one-fourth more juice in Florida Seald Sweet fruit! : The Seald Sweet Extractor gets ] all the luscious juice fromeach 7 Seald Sweet orange or grape-(_W>~ frat, ts regular price is $3.00 —postage prepaid. $3.25 West ofthe Rockin, Wewil send L, TU it to you for $1.50 and 36 Eb) \ ald Sweet orange of grape- fruit wrappers. Check & mail the coupon The Florida Citrus Exchange 901 Citrus Exchange Bldg. Tampa, Florida Ox check here is My check here is for one Seald for one Seald Sweet Juice Extractor. Sweet Juice Extractor. $3.00—$3.25 $1.50 and 36 Seald Sweetorangeandgrape- fruit wrappers. Name. __ Address, Pi (6 s The telephone girl’s license number = Thrilled to death! ... three letters! ... one from a nice man named Robinson, with a marvelous idea . . . thinks the name of this column ought to be “High Heels” as a sort of companion page to “High Hat”... and he’s right—it fits per- fectly! . . . so next week, Gentle Readers, this department will be known as “High Heels!” Also a letter from a Mr. McKinney who publishes a “Date” book and thinks I ought to have one! .. . complimentary to say the least! . . and a sweet note, from a lady who calls herself “Boston Babs,” con- taining a recipe which I have turned over to Junior! NS SS As I live and breathe—a new idea! . .. looks like a silver match case and inside a little pack of matches . . . but wait! ... the innocent looking little matches are wooden. sticks tipped with lip rouge! . they are called Allumettes! > At the risk of being suspected of running a watch business I must tell you about another cute little watch effect . . . tiny watches inserted in cigarette lighters . . . . handy no end and also gives you an idea of how many you smoke a day! =e Discovered a darling tea room... Rose Camille, 8 East Forty-ninth Hostess greets youat the door and is very much concerned about which table you'd prefer . . . the food is delicious and a small edition of the Cream of Wheat man hovers around during the meal with an enormous covered vessel filled with hot breads . . . and the decorations are effective —divine shades of red and green . also visited Alice McCollister’s tea shop on Eighth street . . . the main attraction is a giant sized fireplace. =~ SS Bet you can’t tell me where there is a vacant lot on Fifth avenue! . . . oh, yes, there is one... just below the library between Fortieth and Forty- first streets there is a private resi- dence and on the left of the house is a vacant lot... some one told me that two spinsters owned the place and were offered a huge sum for it, but their only reply was, “My dear! Where would kitty play!” . . . isn’t that the cat’s! i SS Some friends of mine got married a short time ago and rented a luscious unfurnished apartment . . . thinking they would be very smart they threw a “furniture” party and My Dear! what do you think happened? . . . everybody brought furniture! .. . only it was all toy size! The Six Best “Steppers:” “Clap Yo’ Hands” (Oh, Kay). “T’ve got the Girl” (No Show). “She’s My Baby” (No Show). “Brightening Char! (No Show). “Because I Love You” (No Show). “Hello, Bluebird” (No Show). Ja AZLE O IABELS Shakers ahead Judge pays $5 for each one printed. comicbooks.com