Judge — January 1, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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} 7 JUDGE cashed at the bank. Did you get reservations on the sleeper for Buffalo?” In the meanwhile the king walked down the street and all the subjects lined up on the sidewalks and made believe they never seen such swell toggery. But in the crowd there was a little kid of twelve which had some- thing above his ear besides Glostora; so when the king passes by, he pipes up t his mammy : what is this, Earl Carroll's | ‘Vanities? Why, the guy's in- decent! Maybe it’s the good old absent- This got such a big laugh from the crowd that pretty soon they started | in handing King Chas. the raspberry and before he knew it somebody had | called a cop and the Purity League f pinched him on a warrant. And all The Bore—I met your husband last night, dear, but he didn’t see me. the while our two heroes were sitting Hostess (absently)—Yes, so he said! —London Opinion in a smoker working over a couple of | good cigars. This story is a good example of how you can leave women Jewish Name Anyway out of a yarn and still get sex appeal. Globe Trotter—V'l have to give it | to your race, Mr. Goldstein. In | every land I have visited I have Perelman tot found Hebrews with the exception No more will Wm. Bowers of Alaska. ! . — ; Come, my sis to serenade; Joldstei ska? Vel “Keep walking if you wish to keep Pop sent him down some flowers \ “a s od ice ‘Ala Kee ; Mw I | fit and well,” advises a Harley Street In the window-bor I made. BORG: ANEW): OU ETE BANG: NO know. pper’s Weekly Presbyterian name specialist. A referee friend of mine says it is all rot and now wishes he auslenniensiaiban : 3S Tor each One gt at ep had broken into a run. Judse . set —Passing Show A new aeroplane is equipped with a kitchen. When the cook wants to toss a pancake, he simply stands still and asks the pilot to loop the loop. —Humorist ry First Housewife—Yes, I heard a noise and got up, and there, under the bed, I saw a man’s leg. Second Ditto—Good heavens! The burglar’s? “No; my husband's. He had | heard the noise, too.” —Answers Useful Implement “My carburetor is out of order, but I think I can put it right.” “Have you a mechanical bent?” “No, but perhaps my neighbor Lady—Hullo, Exchange! I am putting my phone in baby’s cot. has one. 'll borrow it.” If he wakes up and cries, call me at Mayfair, 5900! = —Humorist —Everybody’s comicbooks.com