Judge — December 11, 1926 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Egad, Josephus, what's the purp doing in the garbage pail?” “Forsooth, Randolpho, merely gnaw- ing bones.” “Guess what he don’t gnaw won't hurt him none.” |—Brown JuG This Is All Wet Mussolini—I see by this morning's paper that there is no water on Mars. Briand—Zat so. It’s getting al- most as bad as America. —Carnegie Puppet nal “Do you remember that wet girl who used to live here last winter?” “You mean the one that wore wool underwear with long legs all winter? Yeh, I remember her, what of it?” “Well, she is in Miami, Fla. this winter, and I hear she’s the hottest girl in town. ” “How come?” “She still wears them.” —College Banter PIP Bust—Have you got a razor that don’t pull? Ed—No, but I’ve got one that holds like hell when you pull. —Alabama Rammer Jammer Rahal His Letter Read—I am enjoying Florence immensely. His Wife Replied—You can stay Labor Saving Caller—Is the editor in? Office Boy—No. “Well, just throw this poem in the waste-basket for him, will you?” —Toronto Goblin “And who, may we ask, will be the first man to Charleston on the pole?” —Tue Yate Recorp Cornered At Last Dorothy is one of those pretty little darlings who always answer “no” to everything you ask them to do. In fact, she says “no” before a fellow has a chance to get the ques- tion out. I asked her to go to a basket ball game. I asked her to go for a ride in my new Ford. “No!” I asked her to go to a dance. I told her I had two tickets for “Glory, What Prices!’—would she Then I asked her if she'd object if I kissed her! —Penn. Punch Bowl sae “Trouble’s a bubble.” “You sud it.” —Penn State Froth Fae Wonder what automobile me- chanics wipe their hands on when there are no steering wheels handy? —Kansas Sour Owl daniayman ‘29 in Europe. I am having a good time with Oscar. e —Stanford Chaparral “Wot didja do last summer?” “T woiked in Des Moines.” “Coal or iron.” —Witiiams Purr comicbooks.com