Judge — October 30, 1926 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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The Baron—Tell the trombone player to blow this way. too hot, This soup is London Opinion $ $ Make Money In Your Spare Time! $ $ Ladies and Gentlemen! be compiled by Judge, Jr., Get set for the big glorious grand Dictionary to himself, in person, not a moving picture! ‘This will be unequaled in history, or what have you, as the greatest boon to young mankind the world has ever known! You all know how the young collegian is limited in his vocabulary! We wish to help him so that he can make himself popular overnight! And here’s the idea! Judge, Jr., wants to get up a Glossary, or for those who came in late, a dictionary of modern slang. He, or rather, his old man, will pay two bucks for each slang word or phrase or if you don’t get what I mean, expression, printed. “So's your old man” is barred right here and now—also the following list of words whic included. phrases, can be ones already used or can be original. be added each week until the book is complete Send your words to Judge, Jr’s., Dictionary, 627 West 43d St., New York. ure already The words or The new words will Come one, come all—don't spare the horses! “Wet Smack”—A dead one; a flat “Tight"—See Fried. tire; apersonwhoisnoncomposmentis, _ “Boiled”"—See Fried. “Flamper “All We A flapper vamp. See Wet Smack. “Flat Tir See Wet Smack. “Wash-out’’—See Wet Smack. “Butter and Egger”—A_ person with lots of money who gets taken by the girlies. “Sheik” —A male vamp. “Fried” “On His Nose” “Sheba"—A female A heavy date”—An engagement with the most wonderful girl in the world, “Crashing”—Getting in without an invite. “Snort”—A drink, ifter"”—See Snort. Intoxica She makes her Rider Hag- gard. Lost Opportunity WHE was a nice girl, sweet and inno cent looking, with starry blue eyes and a saucy little nose that be- spoke the saving grace of humor. I know she would have listened to me and waited on me, in fact. done every- thing within her power for me, but I was undecided. Tdon't blame the girl [let her go. She waited for me as long but there were others, and that’s the way things go. Til admit it was my fault Several times I was on the point of speaking, telling her of my choice and wondering what she would say, but IT was afraid of a negative answer Or maybe I was just undecided. Anyway, as I said. she waited for me as long as she could. but others made impositions on her time and so she was taken from me. Tsay that incorrectly. Actually, she left me, although I don't blame her. I blame myself entirely. However, after she'd been gone half an hour I came to a final de- cision and wished for her. Oh, how I longed for that girl! But in vain. I lingered and said nothing, hoping against hope that she'd return to me. Finally, unable to bear it any longer, [ called the head waitress and raised un awful rumpus about the service. use blaming myself ded London Opinion too much, I de oy Mistress—And, Jemi that small piece of meat yew Maid—P| th a, we'll have Ain't there —Ormshirl: Advertiser Rated Tnsects have been on the earth for 50,000,000 years, while the human race is only 500,000 years old. It is not known how wasps filled in their | spare time there Humorist when were no pienies. | | | BRAT Waagys | AS Give a sentenze withthe word 7 (ie (eS Crevice “Em th what I crevice drink.” 24 comicbooks.com