Judge — October 16, 1926 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Stay-at-Home the Roman Forum? avout—Oh, fairly well, but I think that the French have them beat. MicuiGan GARrGoyLeE Confession to My Lady With wistful iambies and fabulous phrases I've praised you with eulogy’s breath, But now I repudiate flattery’s m My darling, you bore me to death! I've told you no girl in the world is your better, I've sworn that your frown gives me pain, But now I've determined to shatter love's fetter: Dear heart, you are really inane! I've pleaded for kisses, I've joyed in your smile, I've followed your steps like a dog, But I must be truthful, in a while: You move in a terrible fog! dear, once With wistful iambics and fabulous phrases I've praised you breath, now I with eulogy’s But repudiate flattery’s mazes: My darling, you bore me to death! —Yale Record A Tragedy I was moved by her pretty face, I was thrilled by her golden hair, Twas touched by her dainty ankle, I tried to kiss her, I was struck by her dainty hand! —Penn State Froth How did you like evolution Visitor at Insane Asylum did that poor fellow do? Keeper—He tried to invent a port- able typewriter that you can What arry with you. Cornell Widow eat The Boy—Poor Jones died last night of heart failure. The Girl—-Y ou dow't mean it! “Yeah, he tried to commit suicide and the gun didn’t go off.” —Dartmouth Jack o Lantern sae Hot—1 see where an Edinburgh woman 35 years old had her twenty first child. Shot—Great Scot! Sewanee Mountain Goat see White—So your father is ill. I hope it is nothing contagious. Nun—So do 1. Doctor said it was from overwork. Denison Flamingo Panel A thing of be pense. —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket auty is a great ex- Corina Embarrassing position of an anti- uspenders. —CauirorniaA PELICAN Yes, if you can stand indigestion like father used to!” Toronto Gositn “How yesterday, many chief “Five hundred.” “Another bumper crop, eh?” Cornell Widow automobile injuries ree She—Bob and Mlice are married already and they've known each other only a week. He—They must have been fast friends. Penn State Froth sas He (singing) gone to rest, love hest. She (disgusted) hour ago. When the that’s the sun has time that I The sun set an —Rensselacr Pup sos “My poor fellow, here's a quarter, it must be dreadful to be lame: think how much worse to be blind.” “Righto. Madam, blind Twas al money. ~ but it would be when Twas ys gettin’ counterfeit —Centre Colonel comicbooks.com