Judge — September 18, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 8) mended to get in. I don’t mean any Fifth avenue club, or Elks, but a dub that it means something to belong to. And the advantages of it will be that a night club manager will know that anyone with the pin or an engraved coin or something like that—in the shape of a High Hat—is able to hold his likker. A club with a reputation. I don’t know if the Editor would let you start anything like that in the maga- zine, but if he would! Get some one you know in different towns to get it going. You know plenty. The best way to get going, seems to me, would be to get a High Hatter in each college. They—college men— move around most—and each High Hatter could spread the doctrine, subject to home approval, and all that rot. But. still—why not lie ke nights over it? At least, it’s a good idea. Small black High Hat pins could be made up for a dollar or two. Gosh, in time you could even have city directories published of members. A visiting High Hatter could look up the tall hat of the town, and get hep. Why, it’s something that the country needs. The younger degeneration needs it. Gosh! Why not? I'm a hick. I go to Harvard, too. I'ma bum. Sure! But—I’m going to n New York in a couple of weeks for a few days or daze, more properly. I've my own crowd there, so I'm not trying to horn in. But I'd like to look at you once, and see if you really do wear a High Hat. I'm threatening to try and uncover your personality. But if I do—it’s a dyed or died—either—in the wool secret. I know where to get IT in town, so don’t worry there. But I would like to look you over once. I suppose everybody in Manhattan has been doing that—or trying to, rather—as well as every visiting hick—and I also know you are very, very busy and your work keeps you occupied all the time—but that won't stop me. I’m going to be there some time after the seventh, and once again I warn you—I’m going to look for you. Van Phelan fh Welcome to our city, Brother Van Phelan! ..... How do you like our tall buildings and our American women? Brood KELLY BALLOONS In Brussels recently stole several hats and a burglar three pet rabbits from a tradesman’s house. The police are now looking for any- one who shows signs of setting up in business as a conjurer. —Humorist soe Chauffeur—Don’t stand gaping there! Fetch the village doctor. Peasant—It’s him you have run over! —Dorfbarbier (Berlin) Auto SICKNESS) Journey by Sea, Train, Auto or iH Air in health and comfort. Moth- { ersill’s promptly ends the faintness 4 # and nausea of Travel Sickness. 34 jf 75c. & $1.50 at Drug Stores or dired The Mothersill Remedy Co., ie DO YOU PREFER BLONDES? JUDGE is Going to Cut “Loos” Next Week and Issue a Special Number for Blondes! SEE THIS NUMBER AND DYE! comicbooks.com