Judge — September 4, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Absorbine J: ye /asogpint. os Absorbine his prepar herbal extracts, ‘and sulvents. eruptions ALWAYS treat cuts and abra- sions at once. Prevent any chance of infection. Treat skin eruptions promptly and regu- larly, to hasten their healing and to guard against trouble from infection. Absorbine, Jr. assists nature by first cleansing the wound and killing the germs, and then soothing and healing the affected tissue. Absorbine, Jr. relieves pain quickly. It is not greasy, and does not show. Never be without Absorbine, Jr. in the medicine cabinet. Send for free trial bottle W. F. YOUNG, Inc, Springfield, Mass. _THE ANTISEPTIC LINIMENT Judge’s Fairy Tales for Tired Clubmen (Continued from page 15) arrived in a pouring rain. His uncle met him at the door. ‘You must have forgot your mackintosh, Char- lie,” he said. ‘No, that’s the way my face always looks,” answered Char- lie. But here again a disappe ment awaited him. All his cousins were dumb but they were knockouts when it came to beauty; two of the boys posed for Arrow Collar ads and one of the girls had once been queen of the Barnyard Beauty pageant. The only thing Charlie had in com- mon with them was web feet and even then he had trouble in finding a pair of shoes to fit them. After a while he also had a long bill and his uncle started in asking him when he was going to settle it, so Charlie decided to see the world. But the world gave him the same sort of deal he had got in the barn- yard. No sooner would Charlie get after a good juicy worm than The men who insisted on paying, —Humorist some big meanie of a duck would shove him aside and grab it off. None of the women would look at him and Charlie began to wonder whether he was homely or some- thing. He thought it over and then one day he sat down and wrote a letter to the question and answer department of the paper. He told the lady that everybody stepped on him because he was a dud as regards beauty, but that he had a good heart and only wanted a chance to make good. So the next day there was a reply in the paper telling him to quit being a duck and to change into a swan. So Charlie went to a specialist and got renovated into a swan and then & over him these are called fairy tal srybody went No wonder relman tt “Justice! I demand justice!” cried the defendant.” The Judge—Hush. Don’t forget that you are in a Court of Law! —Der Knueppel (Berlin) comicbooks.com