Judge — August 28, 1926 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Effeminate Ladies Large picture hats have been s Bit by bit women seem to be losing all their manhood! —Eve (London) soe Sergeant (angrily)—Button up that coat! Married Recruit (absent-mindedly) —Yes, my dear. — Answers ery An American screen star who re- cently got married says she will act for the films just as she did before. We are relieved to hear that it will be no worse. —Humorist “Will you post this letter for me, please —Sondagsnisse-Striz (Stockholin) A bow] of beer placed in the kitchen at night will entrap beetl weekly paper. The convi sects refuse to go home till morning, and then can be easily caught by an early rising householder. —Humorist tae A man was summoned recently for being drunk whilst playing a saxo- phone in the street. The fact that he was getting some music out of it aroused a passing constable’s sus- picions. —Passing Show Saal Maybe the Americans are so keen on séances nowadays because it’s the only way they can get into touch with spirits more than a couple of days old. —Passing Show Clad Fulham Council refuse to permit dancing in the borough’s parks this summer. A man charged with per- forming the Charleston explained that he was merely kicking himself because he had forgotten to bring his umbrella. —Passing Show Saal “Could I see General Blank?” “I'm sorry, but General Blank is ill to-day.” “What made him ill?” “Oh, things in general.” —Tit Bits comicbooks.com