Judge — August 14, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CuapERoNE—You should have the light on in there, children. You'll strain your eyes trying to read in the dark, —Darrmovts Jack o’ Lantern Fay She’s fair, with an air that is quite debonair, A rollicking dear of a miss. She’s neat, and she’s sweet, and she’s free from deceit, A lovable blending of bliss, A marvelous maiden to kiss. She’s slender and tender, no need to defend her, A most enigmatical miss. She’s clear-eyed, commanding, “sit down, son, you're standing.” A delicious temptation this, A marvelous maiden to kiss. She’s slim, and she’s trim, wields an exquisite limb, A highly desirable miss. She’s flirting, diverting, but damn disconcerting, As cold as an icy abyss— An impossible maiden to kiss! —Columbia Jester Teal “What do you like about these chorus girls.” “Nothing at all.” —M. I. T. Voo Doo Dead “I won’t want it very long,” said the co-ed as she borrowed her room- mate’s skirt. —S. California Wampus Many an accident has occurred because the man at the wheel refused to release his clutch. —Boston Beanpot eal We wonder when the censors are going to make the Scotch Highlanders lengthen their kilts. —Penn Punch Bowl Horrible situation when the baby fails to bounce.—Y aE Recorp Fly—What is ether, anyway? Paper—The stuff they use_to chloroform people with. —Cornell Widow sae “Mandy, tell dat man to take his ahm ’way from ‘round yo’ waist. “Tell him, yourself. He's a per- fect stranger to me.” —Pitt Panther comicbooks.com