Judge — July 31, 1926 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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UDGE JUDGE 627 West 43d Street, New York, N. Y. I want JUDGE for myself. I have checked below the offer I accept Herewith is $1.00 (check, cash, stamps, money- order) for 10 weeks of JUDGE. Herewith find $5.00 (check, cash, money- order) for one year's subscription to JUDGE. Name. . Address Clee sscitinc ates NEE cwervweeswaseree For VYounselt seanwneess sign on the dotted line . NOTICE TO JUDGE CONTRIBUTORS | postage when you sub . Toasts of the Day, Di ¢ Labels to Jupce. And have no _ ENCLOSE no retui E not accepted will be prompily and neatly filed in the waste basket. The hundreds of Funnybones, Epilaughs and Lizsie Labels received daily have forced this drastic policy upon us. But for prompt attention, address manuscripts in separate envelopes, to the following departments: Literary Editor of Jupce, ‘tunnybone Editor of Jupce, ilaugh Editor of Jupce, Crossword Pussles—Crossword Puzzle Editor of Jupce, Lizzie Labels—Lizzie Label Editor of Jupce, Togsts of the Day—Toasts of the Day Editor of Ju Dizzy Lobels—Dissy Label Editor of Jupce. 627 WEST 43d STREET NEW YORK CITY BOW LEGS? ‘This Garter (pat’ Makes Trousers Hang ng Stralght Bend In or Out gq Because those contributions that are No Metal Free Bookiet—Piain Bealed Envelope THE RTER Dept. 22 NEW LONDON, NEW HAMP. RED. ROUGH SKIN is ugly and annoying—make your skin soft, white, lovely, by using Resinol Doctor—Been fighting, eh? Patient—My wife— “Tsee. You knocked it on a kitchen utensil.” Key to Judge’s Crossword Puzzle No. 84 Horizontal 1. Military louds 6. An unpopular ve 12. An arch supporter. 14. Girl's may be naughty and still be this. 16. This i: gh, . To partake of the third square, . Discern Aquatic contortionist Something funerals and weddings do. Mr. David Jones’ locker. A dirty look. To stuff the bread basket. ble with actors. e secret A difficult word to say. Consumed. . Blackens, or tarnishes. . Measure of weight, or a shot of nose paint. . Synonym for Philadelphia. . A musical study. Fifteen hundred pounds of coal, Printer’s 0 Period of ure. (Dora thinks this 54. Overcoat of indo! 56. The airs of a queet 59, What the noses of Chesterfield smokers do. 61, The original bitter half 62. What a husband gets when be arrives home 3AM. . You'll have to dig for this. 68. This is A tent folder k chicken. . This has kept . A makeshift h any a man off the rocks. p skirt Vertical 2. A doctor abolisher This What most poor peopl ‘The crossword conjunction. Atop. 8. You shouldn't call a ma 9. A fellow who isn’t safe ‘till ive in, woman this . Webster says this means curiously made, down and out. —Humorist Hat rack. Obsery The trouble with all eg . Suture, W ippler’s bed does. heel. 3. To take exception. Something gluttons eat with, Form of the verb to be A chip. This should fix you up. Venture Subside. ~ Planters of wild It’s hard Long L n apple's axis, horse dl cars to do this. s (init.). covered wagon his is a mistake The start 60. High min 62. A political speech. 63. A dear little animal. 66. Part of a circle. . Deface. . Bum Opties (init.). A Southern State (abbr.). of many sentences, | ‘levated Gent—Hullo! Voice from Phone—Hullo! “Hullo!” “Hullo!” (Disgustedly) Curse the echo! London Opinion PRESS OF WILLIAM GPFEN. NEW YORE comicbooks.com