Judge — July 17, 1926 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

The new efficient reform administration has all the red-hot mammas listed and provided with proper safeguards. The new canoe model roadster furnishes thrills to the younger generation —it’s so easy to capsize. tt ‘Obrien Gutloud” INTER, summer, Spring and fall, This July we've Had them all. ce} Infants kick and yell and utter sentences of two or three mono- syllabic words and make general nuisances of themselves for a long time before they start to walk. So do adults when the car in which they're being driven breaks down. ce) A lawyer has to be careful not to swallow his words. If he ever did they'd choke him. fo) Short Sermon After all, it is in serving others that people get a real kick out of life. Real joy, peace and contentment is known only to those who are in the habit of performing little acts of kindness for others. Those who serve others find happiness in the knowledge that they have been of service. That is their reward. And they receive it, not in dollars and cents, but in satisfaction. It is my ambition to make people as happy as possible. I know that genuine happiness can only come through service. There is more fun in giving than taking; there is more real joy connected with performing a service than receiving one. That is why I always am willing to let people serve me. Oo Some detectives are so dumb they'd freeze a bowl of soup jyst to see if they could find any thumb- prints in it. fe) We're afraid reformers don’t go to heaven. What the heck would they need them for up there? oO No Foolin’ How to make a cigar box a cigar lighter: Take a cigar out of the box, then it will be a cigar lighter. R. C. O'Brien comicbooks.com