Judge — June 5, 1926 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE LEADERS - ( 7, \ lower sight leads and leve pieces toward the wall. Twenty grim riflemen squinted their eyes and hunched their shoulders. Twenty grim riflemen softly pressed on the triggers. They watched the dainty white handkerchief in the captain's hand. When it fell, twenty shots would sing out. Against the wall a bob-haired dam- sel leaned, faintl, Once more the captain was speaking. “What are your last words, miss? You still have time to retract.” The woman gasped and seemed to waver, but then her teeth snapped into a line with a click. Her head went back, proudly. “T love to see a man smoke a pipe,” she said. ‘The handkerchief dropped, pronto! —Washington Columns t 4 “T can hardly hold my e} “How do you expect to with your hands in your pockets.’ —Notre Dame Juggler Guns a8) ont “Is that a jazz orchestra or static, dear?” Wisconsin Ocropus Sue—How do you know that’s'a telephone girl over there? He—I said “hello” and she didn’t answer. —Cautrornia PELICAN “What did he mean by putting ‘Florida Love’ at the end of his letter?” “Oh, that’s just lots and lots of it.” —ALaBaMA RaMMER JAMMER Ft gt She-sez—I have no sympathy for a man who gets drunk every night. He. A man who gets drunk every night doesn’t need sympathy. Stanford Chaparral Fae “Where are you going?” “I'm going to get a dollar’s worth of scrateh-paper.”” “But that'll last you for years!” “I know it—I’ve got seven year itch.” —Uolorado Dodo Soe “Well, of all the nerve,” she said as she slapped his face. try to kiss me again. “All right,” he replied meekly, “if that’s ‘the way you feel about it, get off my lap. 4 —Oklahoma Whirlwind “Don't ever rnd Jewliet—While you ask father if you may marry me I'll play a dance record on the Victrola (not an ad). Rowmeow—Ple people simply don’t; un’t keep their feet still when they hear dance music! —Stanford Chaparral some sae Salesmen—But, my dear sir, this is a lifetime pen. Scottie—Why should I buy a life- time pen when I am already forty? Dartmouth Jack o° Lantern comicbooks.com