Judge — May 29, 1926 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 4° HIGH HAT From the letters I have been get- ting in lately, the followers of this column seem to want to turn the poor old thing into a bartender’s guide. .... However, some of the recipes sound so good that I can’t resist printing them. Exhibit A comes from “somewhere East of Suez” and is called “A French 75. Anice tall thin glass full of cracked 2 giggers of Gordon water, 1 gigger of lemon juice, 8 spoonfuls of sugar, And fill her up with Champagne! I haven’t yet had the price to try this baby out, but it sounds wonderful! — The same Far Eastern corre- spondent alsooffers “The Quarantine” cocktail : 1 glass of the stuff that rhymes with McCardy, 1 glass of lemon juice, 1 glass of Gordon water, Y glass of French Vermouth, 3 spoonfuls of sugar and the white of an egg. In the words of our correspondent this is guaranteed to pep up any four- some in the world! fh My chest measurement this week has increased three inches and my very good looking Stetson hat ($12 F. O. B.) fits me no longer. Yale University (the one in New Haven) came right out loud in the opera house and panned me no less than two colleges, count ’em, have come to my support. They are as as follows: Harvard. Colgate. Texpect to hearany momentnow from Rutgers, and if a red light burns in the JupGE tower you will know that Princeton has come in solid (they couldn’t come in any other way!) .... he The gentleman from Colgate suggests a new club, to be called “Never Seen Abie’s Irish Rose” Club and I highly indorse it. In fact this idea has wide possibilities. There are any number of good clubs along this line that ought to be started. For example: “Never Been to Yale” Club, ever Said ‘So's Your Old Man’” Club, “Never Re- fused a Drink” Club, “Never Saw Dempsey Fight” Club, “Never Tried the Charleston” Club... .. Make some up yourself! I really ought to pan this year’s “Garrick Gaieti because they turned down a very, very clever sketch of mine. Being, however, a very, very broadminded young man I must admit that it’s good in spots. One spot in particular—a burlesque musical comedy called “Rose of Arizona” is one of the cleverest things that has been pulled off in this vicinity in some time and that alone ought to keep the show running all summer. There is also a young lady in the show named Bobby Perkins and she’s great stuff. .... The music isn’t anywhere near as good as last year. > The Six Best “Steppers “Mountain Greenery Gaieties). “Keys to Heaven” (Garrick Gai- eties). “T’m in Love” (Kitty's Kisses). “My Castle in Spain” (By the Way). “The (Garrick Blue Room” (The Girl Girl Friend” (The Girl Geel Postal Rules Revised to Date Ne periodical shall suggest, by word or picture, that a girl wears underwear. No periodical shall suggest, by picture or word, that a girl does not wear underwear. No magazine shall contain any matter objectionable to any profes- sional reformer. Postmasters must look with grave suspicion upon any printed matter containing jokes or smile material The United States postal authorities will furnish all the mirth necessary for the good of the people. Truth shall be classified as objec- tionable matter, and will be debarred from the mails. No magazine shall extract any wit or humor from any person or incident in American History. All protests must be mailed early. Requests or demands for the sup- pression of any magazine must be in this office not later than ten days after the last copy of offending pub- lication has passed through the mails. No asterisks allowed. Geo. R. Davies BEVA PRACTICAL JOKER GET OURFUNNY GADGET Said a rich man to Blinks, who had just asked him for his daughter's hand: “Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?” “Why, certainly,” replied the young aviator. “Enough!” exclaimed the _ first speaker. “I don’t want any half-wits in this family!” And he escorted the blushing youngster to the door. comicbooks.com