Judge — May 15, 1926 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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—————) MAZDA BULB PUT BEHIND He BARS | MOKING) £2, Loatry A Fork-TAileD NEMESIS PuR- BECAUSE IT WAS, Lit uP. SUING A WILD ANATHEM A PARK NIGHT. EMA ON STRONG ARM GUY LIFTING HIMSELE BY HIS HAIR, ANGLE WoRM wiTH THE Dog stare HYSTERICS BS: HAVENT HAD A BITE ALL TISHING viene oeow Se ee Por aaa TREE UPROCTED BY - PASSING CYCLONE AND LEFT IN MiDAIR, RUBBER WASHERS FOR WASHING- RUBBERS. MOVIE DIRECTOR HOEING THE HoKum, The Perfect Alarm (Continued from page 16) When the chief was able to speak again his voice was choked with emotion. “My friend,” he said in a low, strained tone. “You will never know what you've done and how much these few moments have meant to all of us. Before we leave, may I ask if we can be of serv Before I could reply a pessimistic looking gentleman sitting over the rear axle of a long ladder truck y the chief. “Is there, by chance, a fire in this vicinity? “I do not think so,” I said. “I merely summoned you to ask if you could direct: me to a hotel where I might get a good, clean room and a fair cup of coffee.” “Well, let) me see.” he began, “there's the Carlt-Ritzton and the Aldorf-Wistaria, I've heard — they have pretty nice rooms, but I don’t know much about the kind of coffee they brew. Say, T'll tell you: Why not run out to my house for a day or so? ‘The wifé'll be glad to have you visit with us until you get settled.” T accepted readily, for he seemed a decent sort. “Wonderful!” he cried. “As soon as I get back to headquarters I'll phone the wife to buy thirty cents worth of round steak to-night. We dimmer about seven. That all right? Fine. We'll expect you. And if you think of anythiag you want in the meantime, just turn in another alarm and some of the boys will show up in a minute or two.” We shook hands heartily. of cameras clicked and then, still waving affectionately to me, the chief and the rest. of the ¢ un- tangled themselves and drove away. For several hours I had a pretty good opinion of that fire chief. But when I began to feel hungry and decided to go up to his house, it dawned on me that he was an un- grateful, double-crossing four-flusher. After all the trouble Pd gone to to make him feel at ease when he answered that alarm, and after he'd invited me to be his guest, the Scores darned bone-head had driven without telling me where he lived! Chet Johnson ee REACH “O' Mall) Nai bound—” Our Headache Corner oD Edited exclusively for those who are nally afflict. daches. They are our best people, the ones with the superiority complex. HENRY HEADACHE Heart bs are clegant, but head throbs are something else again, AuTo SICKNESS Journey by Sea, Train, Auto or ‘Air in health and comfort. Moth- ersill’s promptly ends th and nausea of Travel Sic! & $1.50 at Drug Stores or dire: tho’ Mothers! Remedy Co., itt. Montreal London |