Judge — May 15, 1926 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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cA signal a trouble — | tender and bleeding gums S the soil nour- ishes the tree- roots the gums nourish the teeth. And as the tree decays if you bare the tree-roots, so do the teeth decay if the gums shrink down from the tooth-base. Thisconditioniscom- mon. It 1s_known as Pyorrhea. Four out of five people who are ‘over forty suffer fromit. Ordinary tooth-pastes will not prevent it, Forhan’s Preparation } does prevent it if used in time and used con- sistently, So Forhan’s protects the tooth at the tooth-base which is unprotectedbyenamel. ‘On top of this For- han’s preserves gums in their pink, normal, ital condition. Use it daily and their firmed ussue-structure will vigorously support the teeth. They will not loosen. Neither will the mouth premature- ly fatten through re- ceding gums. Further, your gums will nev ther tender-up nor bleed. Gums and teeth alike will be sounder. and your teeth will be scientifically pol- ished, too. If gum- shrinkage has already set in, start using Forhan's and consult a. den- PREPARED FOR PRESCRIPTION OF tubes at all druggists inthe United States. Formula of RJ.Porhan,D.D.S. FORHAN CO. ‘New York Forhan's, Ltd, Montreat Skidding Garters! AGRIPPA-WEB makes garters act in entirely new way 1 only Bostons this web I when worn very loose it will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it is remarkably soft and light Here in fact is the first practical ventilated web garter. In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. GEORGE FROST COMPANY, Boston, Makers of ip Hose Supporters for All the Family. How Did Your Garters Look This Morning? a Fixed for Life At 3 aa. the house had blown up. In the midst of the ruins, chuck- | ling hysterically, sat Jefferey Jinks. In his left hand he clutched the frag- ments of a radio loudspeaker. His right held the remnants of what had been a pair of headphones. The explosion had been complete—a | marvelous piece of dynamiting. | “You see.” explained Jeff to the district attorney, “I known as | aradio wizard. My wife’s brother's | cousin works for a radio manufac- | turer and so my friends take it for granted that I'm an expert. Be- tween the hours of 8 p.m. and 3 a.m. sleep at our house is impossible. The phone rings every few minutes. Here, for example, is a_ telephone iary kept to-night: Fred Graf: Wanted to know if hooking in the wash boiler would help him get Pittsburgh. Jay Fish: Asked if an intermediate coupler with three steps of the Charleston would climinate static. Ed Nadel: Couldn't get London. Paul Smith: Noticed his signals faded when he turned on the steam radiator. Ben Sheldon: Wanted to know if a variocoupler in the Keith circuit with three feed- back gadgets would do any good. The calls kept coming in until at 3 a.m. Rufus Gulch called to ask if a safety razor hooked in series with 4 Ao é a) eis ; . d Fe LM NTALDKI <a) MRPs 5-5-4 shame, U CDI! SY U 0-2 B more nifty! NM T head knows that 2 day On clothes Lean't B thrifty!” JUDGE will pay $5 for each one printed IPTG | | | the vacuum cleaner would cut out interference. That was the last / In rage I picked up my stick of dynamite and hurled it at my set. | The rest you know. Pick me outa — | cell with Southern exposure and a suit with broad stripes, miles away from the ne ker.” question must be an- swered before you go,” demanded straw. rest loudsy “One more the prosecutor. Jeff looked up wanly. he listlessly asked. ‘Would you recommend that two forty-five volt batteries or three twenty-two and a half volt batteries connected in series be used with a circuit built from—?” started the district attorney. “Yow!” shricked Jefferey up the fragments of the horn. “Yo It was at this juncture that Jefferey Jinks’ charge was changed to murder | in the first degree. Hugh Wood “What is ys holding | -— Q Each L be FUNNY! of June if you wish them returned. 24 - LETTER-LAUGHS! gang Bigg oem use of Bnew? e Submitted by R. Van Deleurel, Boz No. 342, Colusa, Cal. The Pardner of the “One Hoss Shay.” Judge will pay $25 for EACH ONE PRINTED How to make Letter-Laughs Cut out letters, or words, from any printed text matter them on a sheet of stiff white paper so that they will make a picture. ‘TTER-LAUGH Picture must have a Caption and must Send your LETTER-LAUGHS to the LETTER-LAUGH EDITOR 627 West 43d Street, New York City, and enclose postage and paste comicbooks.com