Judge — May 8, 1926 — page 32: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CHART OF A REAL SHAVE SHAVING TREAM HHREE hundred million men know that the only way to get a beard off is to explode it off with Venom’s —chart or no chart. Demutation—the explosive method of mastering whiskers—makes a razor as useless as a one-armed paper hanger with the hives. Why shave or shove your whiskers off when you can blow them off? Just a taste of Venom’s, a little gasoline (hot or cold), and a parlor match. Blooey goes old Daniel Beard! Then a dash of Venom’s Embalm- ing Fluid, invigorating, maddening, to send your pulses plunging. Then a few shakes of Venom’s Talcum for Males (man-colored, sopo- tific, soothing, cooing) and you are ready for the day’s fray. No breakfast required. Henry Jim Send for thes famous Venom song— Venom Blue” VENOM SHAVING CREAM The famous Walspar test Worane can affect Walspar—even your best friends will admit that. Drink a bottle before going to a stag dinner and you'll come home on your feet. A thin coating of Walspar over the face and arms will keep off mosquitoes. Gargled three times a day Walspar pre- vents chilblains, flat feet and adenoids. Also cures Halitosis (unpleasant breath). ALENTINE’S ALSPAR The Varnish that won't vanish. aa x CR TT coe Ab IVER—No, I don’t mind the billboards so much—its these d—d SATURDAY DR EVENING POSTS that drive me nutty. comicbooks.com A