Judge — April 17, 1926 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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A Soupreme Artist I RAISED my head, Never before had I heard) soup caten so musically. It was a positive pleasure to listen. . T cried, when the gent ad finished his broth soupereening has been a opposite me soup singer glowed with pleasure. “Has it been that? The do you not perform yours “Didn't know there was such an art,” I. replied. drinking has alw: succession of heart-rending gargles “Dear, dear,” deplored the gentle- man, “you should take lessons, then. Tis simple as Tissue-on-the Comb!” “Why, I never knew one could take lessons!” why “My own soup- ys been a horrid “Dear, yes; all my orchestra are graduates of the B-Flat Soup School. You must come up some night. We perform at the Gorgonzola Hotel, fifty pieces—vermicelli, tomahto, gumbo, bass bouillon, oxtail, mut- ton broth, asparagus, printanier, mock-turtle, all—all the instruments, infact. I play the gumbo, a difficult but pleasing medium of expression. You really must come over! Maybe Burbank will develop the super-chorus girl. en , THE WRECKING CONTRACTOR If you sound the right note you can destroy anything. “TE certainly shall.” I agreed. “But before you go, will you kindly have a bowl of vegetable at- my pense, and give me Rachmaninoff’s Schertzo in G Minor Agreeably he did so: so agreeably, in fact, that immediately registered under him as a student, and later set aside my saxophone for the soup turcen, a substitution wildly ap- plauded by all my neighbors. Cyril B. Egan Main Street, Ireland (As it must seem to the hordes wh have witnessed “ Abie’s Irish Rose” OF Irish Stews a Specialty. Flanagan & Levy, The Finest Theological Seminary on the Emerald Isle. Our Rabbis and Priests Are in Big Demand. Mulligan, Finnegan & Horowitz, Cloaks and Suits and Bartendering. The Katherine & Rebecca Tea Room, Irish Ale and Tea mit Lemon a Specialty, f and Cabbage and oh mit Kugel Served at All Hours LAHERTY & RosENBERG, Cyrano Same Old Rolls All the Time We wouldn't mind how often our neighbors fed their player piano if they'd only change its diet once in a while. We'd Like to Try It What we'd like to know is where the people who live beyond their incomes get the money with which to live beyond their incomes. comicbooks.com