Judge — March 27, 1926 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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however, sacrifices its unity to be- come a fashion show in full color, so that one is at a loss to say whether the comedy dies from sartorial in- digestion or the fashion show faints from too much farce. As Irene O’Dare, Miss Moore, through a misunderstanding, is ban- ished from her humble home and flees to New York, where she gets a job as messenger for a modiste. On a trip to the overwhelming man- sion of Mrs. Warren Marshall she runs into Donald Marshall, the heir apparent, who has just become a silent partner in “Madame Luc maker of women’s gowns. “Madame Lucy,” by the way, is a man. The part is excellently played by George K. Arthur. Donald, of course, falls in love with Irene and equally of course he makes her a mannequin, and eventually she leads the private fashion show arranged for socicty at his mother’s home. The rest of the story I will leave to your imagination, and I will spare you also two or three columns’ description of the gowns. AST and least comes “The Cave Man,” with Matt Moore and Marie Prevost, story by Gelett Burgess. The story may be amusing enough—that of a coal heaver who is groomed for social conquest as a crudely eccentric scientist, who be- comes the lion of the day with the gilded fair sex, only to be cast into outer darkness when in his conceit he makes known his origin—but its handling in this picture is heavy and forced. So far as the society de- picted is concerned, you don’t see why a coal heaver shouldn't enter it without a disguise, at least if he should wash his face. And as for the coal heaver himself, with half the assurance he displays he'd have been in the real estate business instead of driving a truck. The only truck drivers I have known were,compared with him, a sensitive, shy breed. Ry A clergyman says there are “des- perate needs to be met and urgent calls to be answered.” Our tele- phone girl evidently doesn’t know this. —Humorist Fas Magistrate—What gave you the impression that the prisoner was the worse for drink? Constable—Well, sir, he was en- gaged in a heated argument with a *bus driver. “But that does not prove any- thing.” “Well, sir, there was no "bus driver there at all!” = —Happy Magazine The Roosevelt New York Gity, N.Y. The Benjamin Fraoklin Philadelphia, Po, The Olympic la, Washington crofe Niagara Falls, Nu Yo The Lawrence Royal Connaughe Hamilton, Canad ‘The Clifton Niagara Falls, Canada ‘in Intermediate Cities U.NLT.L Operating Syitem ef Famous old world Hotels ‘Good Horning its 6 vclock HE greeting to our guests when they're called, isn’t a mechanical mumble or a hurried formality. It has that pleasant courtesy of tone which helps to make your stay that much more enjoyable. For a good hotel doesn’t stop at being good just in its special fea- tures. It’s good right down to the smallest detail. Whenever you stop at a United Hotel—expect that agreeable peo- ple will always be ready to serve you and to do it pleasantly. UNITED HOTELS Company of America TRUTH WILL OUT? The Witness—I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and noth- ing like the truth. —Humorist 21 comicbooks.com