Judge — March 20, 1926 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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If You Must Get a Girl’s Number—Try Numerology! S TEEN, thought Jacqueline, was a dreadful number of men! Seventeen was too, too many! Each one was jealous of the other sixteen—or of as many of the other teen as he knew about. They gave her ad on every phase of life. They protected her from themselv es, each other, and_ herself. They said: ‘Darling, you mustn't kiss men. It's wrong, and risky. You mustn't kiss any- one—but me. You and I are different, of course.” Some of those seventeen had to go. Why not eliminate by numerology? Tilley Juke, who was present at the moment shivered. “This is no time for optimism,” he said. ‘My name isn't going to vibrate to nice numbers, Jacqueline, and you know it. I demand the privilege of a condemned man! Just before they execute a man, they ask him what he would like to have to make his last hours happy. Terrapin & la Maryland, or a y fartini, or—" ¥ your last wish?” Her tone was 5 t's not a dry Because there's no vermouth . 0,” he drawled. “It’s not a dry Martini.” I thought not.” It’s what you've been thinking it would said Tilley. If you were in the enviable position of claiming just any privilege from a pretty girl, what woul you choose? See “What Care We?" a Y story of love and numerology by Arthur T. Munyan, in the current issue of SNappy Stories. Now on all newsstands—20 cents. MEN -— Stop Falling Hair! GLOVER'S will cleanse and stimulate the destroy dandruff and promote a fel cemror cent a Send for RSrOvERS HANDBO! Scalp and Halts’ ie will show you practical methods of sav- ing your hair before you are entirely bald. Write Dept. AC-18 H. Clay Glover Co., our writing—almos! 8 letters meee Ee Be. Lo zmenty 81, ~ a “rp? (by Kippered Herring) If you can keep your head when all about you Are chorus girls with nought but flimsy gauze To hide from you the secret of their make-up, And prove to all around they have no flaws, If you can dream of shady glades in summer With ladies bathing in a hidden nook, And wake up grasping out to reach them— Get up, sleepless, to read your physics book, If you can stand the gaze of lustrous beauty, As you hold her closely in your arms, And feel those warm lips to you slowly yielding— Then cast her off, resisting all her charms, If beauty, sighs, caresses don’t dis- turb you, Nor put your self-composure on the run: I think there’s something faulty in your make-up— And what is more, you're not a on. ns Black and Blue Jay cre Visitor—Does your father play golf? Little Boy—No; he learned to swear like that in college. —Grinnell Malteaser. Sse Bounder—Why is Sleighton’s wife suing him for divorce? Rounder—He and his stenographer had tonsilitis at the same time last month, —Texas Ranger Pas Prithee, Timisthones, define to me the meaning of the word biology. Methinks, Alisander, it is the science of shopping. —Dartmouth Jack o° Lantern “Why do they paint battleships gray. Mimi?” “Forsooth, Erneast, and how should I know?” “So the fish can distinguish them from radishes, thou silly.” —W. Vireinta Moon comicbooks.com