Judge — January 16, 1926 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Make Play of Your Work y*or instance there is the great game of furniture moving, which in these days of childless tenants and heartless landlords, threatens to dis- place baseball as the national game. This great game is divided into three periods or chuckers. The first period is a sort of pre- liminary in which you are supposed to chuck things into boxes, getting ready to move. What you actually do is to get things ready to be lost. The score in this period is de} mined by counting all the essentials packed at the bottom of the box. The second period brings with it three or four strong men. These 5 . rie: Through trains. fellows enter right into the spirit of ihe idahaisial a — 2 The Preliminary - 2, When Dempsey and Wills finally arrange matters, the greatest price fight in history is expected. UZHe CS IABELS “And there's a hundred million others like me!” JUDGE pays $5 for each one printed. A Cynic Speaks A ONDON professor chap, Jeffery, women incline to be heffery, Flighty, irrational, silly and vain, Because of an underfed gland in their brain; . The perfect family man built his new house with the idea of giving the Professor, how could you! Such in- children the best possible advantages for winter sports. fantile rot! . . An underfed gland in their what? Gardner Rea the game and start throwing every: thing up into the air. When any- thing comes down on the wagon it counts one for the home side. Indi- vidual scoring is also permitted dur- ing this chucker on a basis of noise made. Ordinarily the chap with the piano has an advantage although the man with the china is a very hard man to beat. The third and last period, which is probably the most exhilarating, is called the settle. If there is any- thing more stimulating than stag- gering around under a one ton over- stuffed arm chair, it must be electro- cution. The children under foot add a few charming hazards which can’t Froripa Reattor—What did you say? be overlooked either. Nortuern Buyer—Pull me out if you don’t want to lose a customer. Karl H. Bronson I can’t swim and this lot is deeper than I realized. ~ comicbooks.com