Judge — January 9, 1926 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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a Ye Ed of this scintillating sheet in- forms me that this is to be the Mys- terious Number, which reminds me of several little mysteries I'd like to see cleared up...... Why do orches- tras play so darn lon; -these six- hour endurance contests are not only hard on the wind but they encourage the “cutting in” habit... ... Why do Night Clubs think they have to puton revues?..... which gives me an idea..... Why not pull the ama- teur night stunt in some of the clubs? .. give prizes .... think of the show some of the customers could put on! 4.8 8 especially at the Lido or the Mirador! ee Why isn’t smoking allowed in the audience between the acts? We don’t have to walk out on the front veranda to smoke at home. . . . all a ed Have you heard the new “Who” record? .... It’s a peach... . the new Victor records certainly are a big improvement. .... ‘Feelin’ Kinda Blue” is another good one. ..... Just out. Ce ed . Read “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,” by Anita Loos..... funny in spots...... Tried to read Booth farkington’s “Women,” but didn’t get very far..... very interesting character studies of very uninterest- ‘S HIGH HAT ing people..... Saw Jane Cowl the other night in “Easy Virtue” would like to add her to my all- American Theatrical Team. te “ And here’s another mystery... . where did the term “Lanbury” come . . from what I hear a Lan- a | persan who can’t make up his mind. Coed ix Best “Steppers”: Little Bungalow” —(Cocoanuts). “They're Blaming It on the Charleston” —(Cocoanuts). “A Cup of Coffee’—(Charlot’s Th Revue). “Who"—(Sunny). “Rhythm of the Day’—(Vanities). “Sweet Peter’’—(Dearest Enemy). Krazy Krack Song Have you heard the Daisy song? “Daisy Long, Long Trail A-wind- ing.” Our All-American Team Bitter: End. Mud: Guard. Fishing: Tackle. White: Center. Skin: Full. No: Quarter. Dollaranda: Halfback. Ballads of a Wife Absent-minded Hubby N his inside pocket, (Right close to his heart), There are letters of mine, With which he won't part. And that is the thing which Annoys me the most, For they are the letters I've asked him to post. R.C.O°B. sos The reason optimists are in the minority is because it’s always he who tries out the new drink. Bodudale Req “Watson, the needle!” os peasant comicbooks.com