Judge — December 19, 1925 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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VAT ES Puy. AME oF GOT “TH RENCE am the most successful turner ki ever played with. But [am getting ahead of my story. I must turn back. i “First,” he continued, “in my very early youth I started to learn to walk, realizing that if a man was ever going to be much of a success as a page turner he’d have to be able to walk on and off the platform in such a convincing way that the audience would think he was the one to be applauded. Even at that tender age I seemed to sense that crawling would not answer the requirements of the profession. I got some very excellent practice in turning during this period when I was learning to walk, as before I was able to do it anywhere nearly ap- proaching professional form I turned over any number of times.” “Any number?” I inquired. “Yes,” he answered smiling affably (however that is). “Then I'll have three,” I replied and walked over to one of the cellarettes. “Tt was not until I was twelve years old, however,” continued the great artist, “that I really got any worth-while turning experience, ex- perience I could put to use in prac- tical life. It was then that I joined the boy scouts and commenced doing a good turn daily. My turns got better and better until I was such a good turner that I became champion of my troop and realized that that was what I was cut out todo. Of course, in time, I outgrew the boy scouts (and here he laugh- ingly manipulated the twinkle in his eye) or rather I should say I outgrew the uniform. SoI becamea chauffeur. I figured that turning from one-way streets into other way streets would furnish me with some valuable experience and invaluable practice. I was right. And so I suffered for my art. “It was not until a year later, however, that I achieved really championship page turning form and that was all due to one experience I had while serving in the capacity of taxi-driver. I turned left into a street that had a sign ‘No Left Hand Turns.’ This naturally brought me into direct contact with a great many interesting internes. And so you see me as I am, just a plain self-turned man. “Come let’s have another drink. I want to turn in early.” And here, for all practical pur- poses, the interview ended. Carroll Carroll Her-After all, where would woman be without her finery? She—Presumably in her bath. —London Opinion | Science proves the danger of bleeding gums | L__(v ir} a OAST defense protects thelife of a nation, gum defense the life of a tooth, On the gum line danger lies. If it shrinks through Pyorrhea decay strikes into the heart of the tooth, Beware of gum tens derness that warns of Pyorrhea. Four out of five people over rorty haveP yorrhea— manyunderfortyalso. Loosening teeth indi- cate Pyorrhea. Bleed- ing gums. too. Ree member — these in- flamed,bleedinggums. act as so many doors ways for disease germs to enter the system—infectingthe joints or tonsils—or causing other ail- ments. Forhan’s positively preventsPyorrhea, if used in time and used consistently. As it hardens the gums the teeth become firmer. Brush your teeth with Forhan’s. It cleans the teeth scientifically - keeps them white and clean. If gum shrinkage has already set in, start using Forhan’s ‘and consult a den- tistimmediately for special treatment. 35c and 60c tubes All Druggists Rg.Fobun DDS. RHAN CO, sein Aven ¥, “POPULAR RADIO is without question the best radio magazine” You will understand when you see it how very interesting and valuable it is to every owner of a radio receiving set and to every one considering the purchase of a set comicbooks.com