Judge, 1925-12-19 · page 19 of 39
Judge — December 19, 1925 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is a **reader participation contest**, not a political cartoon. Judge magazine presents a black-and-white photograph showing what appears to be women in an interior scene, then challenges readers to caption it—to guess "what has just been said?" The example captions reveal the contest's satirical humor: they feature working-class or "modern woman" dialogue with period slang ("cockeyed world," "dearie"), including references to alcohol ("Where in hell's the gin?") and sarcastic jabs at masculinity and magazine quality. The **prizes are deliberately absurd and satirical**: the "first prize" (an acre in Miami) appears legitimate, but the lower prizes devolve into worthless items—a fountain pen, old calendar, and empty liquor bottle. This mock-serious descent into joke prizes satirizes typical magazine contests. The piece mocks both **Prohibition-era anxieties** (casual drinking references) and emerging **20th-century "modern woman"** culture with frank, slangy speech. Readers were invited to submit their own captions for a contest that was itself partly a joke at the magazine's own expense.
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WHAT HAS JUST BEEN SAID? JUDGE’S Great $50,000 Picture Contest Is On! DIRECTIONS Study the picture closely, the girls, the hats, the wallpaper! Here are a few examples: Dolores—Where in hell’s the gin? Mabel—An’ I says to him, “Any gentleman what would make a wise crack like that ain’t no gentleman!” Olivette—Y ou said it, dearie! Myrtle—T'1l tell the cockeyed world! Mullicent—The Juncsx sure is a laughable magazine! Now make some up yourselves! Easy work, short hours, ro pay! First PrizeE—One acre lot, Jippem Gables, Miami, Fla., worth $20,000! ‘ Seconp Prize—Harker Non-leakable Self-fillng Fountain Pen, with four wheel rakes! Turrp PrizE—One last year’s Calendar, in good condition. Fourts Prizs—An empty bottle with a Gordon Label on it! comicbooks.com