Judge — December 12, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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er eo So ca as IE ST ee ome se a > == “Cheerio! I've created a jolly fine joke.” “Yes, milord?” “A pound in the hand, don't you know, is worth two on the head.” —Cauirornia PEevican Famous Sayings of Great Men “I'd walk a mile for a camel,”— John Ringling. “There’s one born every minute.” —Henry Ford. “What a whale of a difference a few cents makes.”-—John T, Wool- worth, —Bowdoin Bear Skin Curses I could rave in Anglo-Saxon Of my sweetheart’s Jocks so flaxen, I could tell of all her many charms in Dutch, With Latin I'd entrance her, With Swedish I'd enhance her, And in German I could surely tell her much. In Italian I'd extol her, And in my liquid notes would call her, All the lovely and poetic forms in Greek; But alas, it’s most distressing, And I'll have to keep her guessing, Not a doggone foreign language do I speak. —Denison Flamingo PAA Stealing a kiss may be only “petty” larceny but Dumb Dora thinks it’s “grand.” —Sterens Stone Milt uv a we “I say, James, why this delay?” “A flat tire, sir.” “You must be more careful. That last pedestrian we ran over must have had a flask on his hip.” —Rice Owt sae “I just blew myself in to a new “How do you usually put them on?” —Boston Bean Pot oC CHEER C= She—I'm sorry, but I can’t return your ring. He—Well, then, just give me the ticket. —Pitt Panther Sas Freshman—Where do jail-birds come from? Soph—They are raised from larks, bats and swallows. —M. 1. T. Voo Doo SuE—Do you mind animals here? He—We most certainly do, madam! “Then will you mind these for me a little while?” —Dartaoutn Jack O’ LANTERN comicbooks.com