Judge — November 14, 1925 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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The dime novel has not disap- peared. It costs $2 now. {Judge pays 85 for each one printed Grandstand Plays Soe of the most thrilling plays at football games take place in the stands with the spectators as con- testants. Among the more common are: Refreshment passing. The pea- nut forward pass is the most familiar | form of this play. A spectator in a rear row signals for a bag of peanuts and the boy tosses one in his general direction. Frequently the young- ster’s aim is poor and the bag is in- tercepted by a nervy player who ex- tracts several peanuts from the bag before passing it along. If the purchaser of the peanuts objects to this procedure, the one who did the intercepting must explain that he is entitled to a percentage for service or else that the several pea- nuts were exacted as a penalty. If | neither of these works, the inter- ested parties must use their own judgment. Seat shifting. When a choice block of seats remains unoccupied long after other inferior sections are crowded, it is up to some courageous person to organize and lead a stam- pede. The holders of the tickets for the seats obtained in this manner must be kidded along when they arrive and commence to demand their immediate evacuation. They must be told to go sit some place else. If they ask: “Where?” some- body in the crowd with a sense of humor must yell: “In each other’s laps!” and let it go at that. Warming up. If you hear any- body exclaim: “Wow, what a kick!” don’t gaze down into the arena ex- pecting to see the ball sailing through the air. It is probably your neigh- bor taking his cough medicine. R. C. O’Brien ~ Emin 2 MAKING WASHING MACHINES “Heavens, Tuppence, why don’t you ever get a hair cut?” “Shear fright, Gansevoort, shear frigi Ye | || (Cuvee | NERVE EXHAUSTION How Nerve. Abuse Wrecks Health by PAUL von BOECKMANN Lecturer, and Author of numerous books and treatises on Mental and Physical Energy, Respiration, Psychology and Nerve Culture HERE is but one malady more ter- rible than Nerve Exhaustion, and that is its kin, Insanity. Only those who have passed through a siege of Nerve Exhaustion can understand the true meaning of this statement. It is HELL; no other word can express it. At first, the vic- tim is afraid he will die, and as it grips him deeper, he is afraid he will not die; so great is his mental torture. He becomes panic- stricken and irresolute. A sickening sensa- tion of weakness and helplessness overcomes him. He becomes obsessed with the thought of self-destruction. Nerve Exhaustion is due to nerve strain. There is no other cause for it. In men, nerve exhaustion can generally be traced to excesses and vices, although the strain of intense concentration and the worries of business life are often the chief factors. In women, Nerve Exhaustion is due mainly to over active emotions. Especially in their marital, domestic and kindred relations do women subject their emotions to constant upheavals. Indeed, we are all under severe nerve strain because of the mile-a-minute life we are leading. Andno man or woman is so strong as to be immune to this strain. Nerve Exhaustion is not a malady that comes suddenly, yet its symptoms are un- mistakable. It does not manifest itself, as many think, in twitching muscles and trembling hands. The majority of sufferers from nerves seem strong and healthy, and may have not a tremor in their body, yet inwardly their nerves are in a turmoil and are undermining the entire bodily organism. The symptoms of Nerve Exhaustion vary according to individual characteristics, but the development is usually as follows: First Stage: lack of energy and endurance; that “tired feeling.” Second Stage: Nervousness; restlessness; sleeplessness, irritability; de- cline in sex force; loss of hair, nervous in- digestion; sour stomach: gas‘in bowels; con- stipation; irregular heart; poor memory; lack of mental endurance; dizziness; headache; backache; neuritis, rheumatism, and other pains. Third Stage: Serious mental dis- turbances; fear, undue worry; melancholia; dangerous organic disturbances; . suicidal tendencies; and in extreme cases, insanity. If only a few of the symptoms mentioned apply to you, especially those indicating men- tal turmoil, you may be sure that your nerves are at fault—that you have exhausted your Nerve Force. Perhaps you have chased from doctor to doctor seeking relief for a mysterious ‘‘some- thing the matter with you.” Each doctor tells you that there is nothing the matter with you; that every organ is perfect. But you know there issomething the matter. You feel it, and you act it. You are tired, dizzy, cannot sleep, cannot digest your food, and you have pains here and there. You are told you are “run down,” and needarest. Your doctor may pre- scribe a drug—a nerve stimulant or sedative. Leave nerve tonics alone. It is like making a tired horse run by towing him behindan automobile. And don't be deceived into believing that some magic system of physical exercise can restore the nerves. It may develop your muscle but it does so at the expense of the nerves, as thousands of athletes have learned through bitter experience. The cure of weak and deranged nerves must 25 PAUL VON BOECKMANN Author of “‘Nerve Force’’ and various other books on Health, Psychology, Breathing, Hygiene and kindred subjects, many of which have been translated into foreign Loan. have for its basis an understanding of how the nerves are affected by various abuses and strains. It demands an understanding of cer- tain simple laws in mental and physical hy- giene, mental control, relaxation, and how to develop immunity to the many strains of everyday life. Through the application of this knowledge, the most advanced case of Nerve Exhaustion can be corrected. I have made a life study of the mental and physical characteristics of nervous people, having treated more cases of ‘Nerves’ during the past 25 years than any other man in the world (over 100,000 cases). The result of this vast experience is em- bodied in a 64-page book, entitled ‘Nerve Force," a book that is essentially intended to teach how to care for the nerves and how to apply simple methods for their restoration. It includes important information on the application of deep breathing as a remedial agent. The cost of the book is only 25 cents, coin or stamps. Address me—Paul von Boeckmann, Studio 147, 110 West 40th St., New York City. This book will enable you_to diagnose your troubles understandingly. The facts pre- sented will prove a revelation to you and the advice will be of incalculable value whether you have had trouble with your nerves or not. Your nerves are the most precious pos- session you have. Through them you ex- perience all that makes life worth living, for to be dull-nerved means to be dull-brained, insensible to the higher phases of life—love, moral courage, ambition, and temperament. The finer your brain is, the finer and more delicate is your nervous system, and the more imperative it is that you care for your nerves. “Nerve Force’ is not an advertisement of any treatment I may have to offer. This is proved by the fact that. large corporations have bought and are buying this book from me by the hundreds and thousands for circu- lation among their employees—Efficiency. Physicians recommend the book to their patients—Health. Ministers recommend it from the pulpit—Nerve Control, Happiness. Never before has so great a mass of valuable information been presented in so few words. It will enable you to understand your Nerves, your Mind, your Emotions, and your Body. Over a million copies have been sold during the past fifteen years. comicbooks.com