Judge — October 10, 1925 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“So I told the Freshman to indorse the check his family sent him.” “Did he do it?” “Yes. He wrote on the back, ‘I heartily indorse this check.’” —Princeton TiGER PAH A Missionary in India had the hymn “Rock of Ages” translated into Hindustani. On retranslation into English by a student, the first two lines bore this inspiring and illuminating aspect: “Very old stone, split for my benefit, Let me absent myself under your fragments.” —Williams Purple Cow Dalal Beggar—Take pity on a pore mizzable wretch, mister. I have a wife and seven children. “My poor fellow, accept my con- dolences. So have I.” —Brown Jug you had never seen?” “But you see it was so dark I couldn’t tell who he was.” —wW. Vireinia Moonsuine Girls Will Be Boys Boys for ages have smoked. Girls took up the idea. We wear trousers. Girls wear knickers. We have short hair. Dammit, now they’ve got it, too. Come on, fellows, let’s grow beards. © —Texas Ranger J TELEPHONE GJ The quarterback problem. —Pernnsy.vania Puncu Bow. aad “When I left college I didn’t owe anybody a cent.” “What an awful time to leave.” —Denver Parrakeet aad Absent-minded musical professor— - How many carrots in a peck?— er-er-er, I mean, how many beats in a measure? —Notre Dame Juggler “Ts Edith still your best friend?’ “She was until my husband’s last illness. He was delirious, you know.” —C. C. N. Y. Mercury Pas de Tout Now you're lovely, young and gay, And o’er many hearts hold sway. Will you always be this way? Not at all. Youth and beauty both must go, You will old and feeble grow, Will that change my love? Ah, no, Not at all. When white the hair gleams on your brow, Tl be just as true, I vow, For, you see, I lovegmgu now Not at all. —P¥inceton Tiger THE BLIND DATE Tue Heveru, Broraer—Well, here she is. Victim (swallowing Damned if she ain’t. —Penn Srate Froru hard)— comicbooks.com