Judge — September 26, 1925 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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ee KRALY ‘RACKS “give a sentence with the word ¢ fr 9 ~=—~Felonies” M4 “John felonies & head.” Idiotorial I"* time this changeableness, muta- bility, inconstancy, versatility, mobility, instability, unstable equilib- rium, vacillation, fluctuation, rest- lessness, fidgets, disquiet, unrest, agitation (and a few more copied from Roget’s Thesaurus which the writer owned even before the cross- word era) of seasons was done some- thing about. What have we a Congress and a President and a fire department and an army and a navy and an Eighteenth Amend- ment for? Is it in vain that the Battle of Bunker Hill was lost? Are true Americans going to sit back and continue to do nothing about this constantly changing weather? Is this affront to our great culture and civilization to go on year after year unnoticed? These are but a few of the ques- tions right thinking citizens of this great country should put to them- selves. Some of the others are: Have you done your Christmas shopping early? Married? How long? Ever file an income tax re- port before? Why are you filing one now? How’d you like to be the ice man? And so’s your old man! Every year we are just getting used to summer when fall comes. Do we do anything about it except take the heavies out of camphor balls? No! 6,281 times No/ Then what? Winter comes with its chil- blains, pictures of bathers at Palm Beach and blizzards. Then just as we get our coal along comes spring and we have to start house- cleaning. What have you got to say to this condition, Mr. President, you whom we, in good faith, elected to run this marvelous free country. You, to whom we have entrusted our very lives and our taxes. Speak! The readers of this sheet would be inter- ested in hearing an excuse from you for this flagrant state of things. Or must we take matters in our own hands? Carroll They used to get twenty miles on a gallon, but now they can get to heaven on a pint. what a whale of a dif just a few cents make fy At peg tei _ Stes seis First Holiday Golfer (scoring)—Let me see, old chap, how many did you take for that hole? Second Holiday Golfer—That’s all very well; what about you saying it first this time? —Passing Show comicbooks.com