Judge — September 5, 1925 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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you looked in the mirror this morning, did an ienitation of a real man stare you in ths face? Chest hollow as a bent feck Tat Shoulders stooped like a tired old hack Arms like ropes with knots‘on the end? Ni scraway as ag old crows? Legs ‘Sia as noe stema?.. Muscles soft and flabby? How can you expect fo amount to anything. if, your like something the cat, dragged in? Mushy muscles— They Are My Meat as thousands upon thousands of my pupile will, tell . | take as they come, it working! 1 mak Dept: 3009-305 Broadway Ey UEDERMAN lway, New York City mith 10 cents, for wi 1 obligation on ‘your write or New York City ASK DAD—HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days B. Hewes in Judge, 1910. PARLOR SOCIALISM Tue Dear Turnc—I feel 80 sorry for the poor in winter. give the very eres: my back to relieve their suffering. C. J. Budd in Judge, 1900. CELEBRATING THE DAY Ecxsrem, Jn.— Fader, I lied to dot feller aboud dot coat, vest und pants I solt him.” Dot's t’ree lies dis morning. - -Eoxstern, Sr.—Call him pack und tell him dese oxpenders haf gold buckles und make it Jew lie der fourth. 26... comicbooks.com