Judge — August 29, 1925 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Decl StufP By Carroll Carroll Now Playing Don Q, Son of Zorro—D. Fairbanks in almost perfect entertainment. Beggar on Horseback—A nutty comedy satirizing almost everything. The Ten Commandments— What Moses said and what we're doing about it. Never the Twain Shall Meet— Polynesian miscegenation, manhandled. The Ranger of the Big Pines —Just a darned bad western. Eve's Lover— Almost sublime absurdity concerning a woman in business. Quite bad. Grass—The only real epic ever filmed. Night Life of New York— Worse than its name implies. The Woman Hater—“The Marriage Whirl,” “Marry Me” —Three of a kind—all deuces. Greater Circus Season AYDEEZ an’ genulmun! We have with us this evening the most mah- velus collection of human freaks and physical phenome- nah that evah has been brought togethah undah one canvuss! They are alive! They will speak to you, talk to you, converse with you! They are all alive, flesh and blood beings like yourselves— yet how different! From every cornah of the globe they are heah this evening to entah- tain you, amuse you, make you think, make you happyah and wisah for having seen them, laydeez an’ genulmun! They are heah, but ere to-morrow’s sun rises ovah yondah hill they will be many, many miles away! See them now! You may nevah get such an oppah- tunity againe! The show is going on inside! It costs but afew pennies! Ten cents, two (Continued on page 26) 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 SraGe-struck AMATEUR ActrEess—Oh, I c-can’t go out th-there an’ d-do m-my dance, my knees are shaking so I can barely stand. Manacer—Then give em the shimmy, kid! Give ’em the shimmy! The kind and thoughtful reader takes pity on the poor summer magazine cover bathing girl. 19