Judge — July 18, 1925 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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CatuER—I see you have secured a painter. “No, they are too expensive—I got an artist instead.” People We Never Meet ny is it that in all my numerous contacts in this big commer- cial world that I have never met a man engaged in the manufacture of mothballs. Yet I understand that there are 68,549 mothballs used annually! 7 I have never met a man who has actually been paged in a hotel. I have seen any number spring from soft leather lobby chairs to ask the initials from screeching _ bellboys, but never have I met nor seen nor heard of a man who has been success- fully paged. Perhaps I am young, but I have never met either man, woman or child who walked in their sleep. I am constantly reading horrible tales of men walking off of roof gardens into public fountains eighteen floors below only to discover that they were asleep at the time. Stanley Rauh How Else Could They Maintain Their Identities? King Solomon’s wives were the first members of the Lucy Stone League. “give a sentence with the word A Taxidermist™ “Let's take a taxi- dermist is very heavy.” KRAZY RAC New Book by Horatio Alger, Jr. “From the Gas House to the Elec- tric Chair.” Pas What we need most is an amplifier for our income. “T think he'll go along quietly, officer, though I'm sorry to say I had to resort to severe measures. I told him he had halitosis.”