Judge, 1925-06-13 · page 33 of 36
Judge — June 13, 1925 — page 33: what you’re looking at
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This page contains primarily **advertisements** rather than political cartoons. The main content is a full-page ad for "Dr. Irwin's Home Treatment for the Permanent Removal of Superfluous Hair"—a product promising to eliminate unwanted facial and body hair permanently using an unnamed scientific process. The side columns contain **theatrical criticism**, not satire. The critic reviews "Three Doors," a play by Rose and Merlin, harshly criticizing the acting quality and suggesting the original mystery plot was converted into vaudeville to make it marketable. The critic sarcastically notes Alabama law (apparently) once allowed shooting bad actors, implying this cast deserves such fate. The small illustration shows a figure in theatrical costume but relates to the play review, not political commentary. The page also advertises **art prints in full color** by Judge's art department. This is essentially a **commercial/advertising page** with theater criticism, containing no apparent political satire.
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