Judge — May 30, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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“T hear that Phil went to a mas- querade last week disquised ax Adam.” “He must have gotten a great kick out of that.” “He did” —Yare Recorp Couldn’t Blame "Em Kind Lady (gazing at a fellow in College Hospital)—Poor fellow. You must have been through some tight squeezes. Sick Lad—Well, the nurses have been pretty good to me. —Washington Cougar’s Paw fae “That's no fare.” said the con- ductor, as I dropped in a slug. —California Pelican fae “T see where Mary left) Atlanta after a short stop.” “Well, she always was crazy about athletes.” —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket San Gentleman Jim was polite to the last. He even offered his chair to the warden when he was about to be electrocuted. ~Williams Purple Cou Cop—Your honor, this man stole a quart of whisky. Judge—The prisoner i ir honor can’t mak case out ¢ quart. —Washington Dirs Social Psych, Prof.—What— rule may the novice follow to avoid hitting his thumb while driving a nail? A Student—Hold the hammer with both hands. —S. California Wampus 4 m worthy of ) “Indeed! and T suppose the sence of perfumery means, ‘TL have nothing t ‘T haven't a —Stanford Chaparral sae Lucy—Did you hear that Joan's grandmother has just been married? Nancy—Well, it’s about time. —West Point Pointer Watrer—How many lumps, madam? Mrs. Parvenve—Aw, gee! games, T never was any good at these guessing —CALirornta PRLIican comicbooks.com