Judge — April 18, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Vanishing Cream. —Corve.t Wivow Habit I fell for « shopgiel And she was a queen, As lovely a maiden As my eyes have scen. But now that we're married, I think I was rash; Whenever she sees me, She always yells “Cash!” —Toronto Goblin tae She—I'm willing, Oswald, but did you ask father? He—Oh, it’s all right with him, | dear; asked him only yesterday. | “And he said yes?” Te said, ‘Young man, 17 like to see you marry my daughter.” ” —Pitt Panther | Ree Co.—What did Longfellow mean when he wrote, “Tell me not in | mournful numbers’ Fd.—He must have been riding in a taxi. —DePauw Yellow Crab | 'e would like to know what is the best thing to take for kleptomania. —Wituras Purre Cow Unitarian “My boy, you were out after ten last night; A thing you should not have done.” “Oh, no, you're mistaken quite, old man, I was only after one.” —Colgate Banter “Dick's a little dumb.” “How so” “I told him it was a wet party and he brought an umbrella.” —Carirorsia Pevican tae Reggic—What yo’ in for, Percie? Percie—Life. “Ah don't mean how soon, but how com “Arson. Done knocked a colored boy so cold he fell on a cake of ice and burned hisself to death.” —Stanford Chaparral Nit RE. is generous. She gices us our faces, bul we can pick our own teeth. —Wittiams Purrie Cow j Just a Hint “Tis great to behold,” sighed Mark Antony as he viewed the pyramids. Whereat Cleo snuggled closer and whispered in his ear, “Tis greater to be held.” —Carnegie Puppet “Girls have the right to dress as they lea: A Jen announced with vigor, “But some of them lack the nerve,” Tsaid, “And some of figure.” them lack the —Brown Jug “It is heard said, Saglovil, that young Boris MacToodle ix starving todeath.” “How, now, Maltorick, you don't say.” “Indeed, yes, the goof became too interested in a siz-day bicycling race.” —Cincaco Puoenix | | comicbooks.com