Judge — April 11, 1925 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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) I nelor ach, imes amp. ught long cr a for sur- es I clear nter- uto- nso ver- st to oted ning i ——— proper flower quotas, and the idea is that this dissatisfaction and unrest will somehow seep through to hus- bands and that husbands will have to buy. I wonder if the grape growers would profit or lose by a great na- tional campaign with the slogan, “Say It With Grapes.” Somehow I feel it would rather stultify my grape buying. I would then have to hunt for some token of affection more spontancous than grapes—maybe sedans, fur coats, shoes, or something in the hardware line. As I walked through the flower show yesterday, I thought that flowers are all right, and I rather re- gretted that they have had to be reduced to an industry and adver- tised into our * sciousness,” as the advertising men say. At. the same time, I realized that some pople would never send flowers to anybody unless they were instructed to. Ad- vertising probably is responsible for the success of florists, and some of our best flowers are raised by florists. Therefore, since I do like flowers and the flower show, maybe I am all wrong about the “Say It With Flowers” slogan. Next Question “Hubby, do you love me “Yes.” “How much do you love me?” “How much do you need?" —Louisville Courier-Journal sas | Magistrate—Did you, or did you not, strike the policeman? Prisoner—The answer is in the | infirmary. —Tit Bits (London) | se Travrers—A burglar got into my house at three o'clock this morning, when I was on my way home from the club. Waters—Did he get anything? “He certainly did! The poor beg- gar is in the hospital. My wife thought it was me.” —Answers (London) pss An American scientist predicts that by the use of a new rapid growth serum with which he is experiment- ing, the farmer will plant wheat one day and harvest the crop the next. That will leave $63 glorious days in which to grumble. —Humorist (London) “Brought Me This Genuine ." 3) UNDERWOOD” , only $3 brings this genuine Shipman-Ward | Rebuilt Standard Underwood direct {rom our factory, and then only small monthly payments while you are using it. Thoroughly tested — guar ant for five years. A Perfect Typewriter Every Underwood we sell ig rebuilt JUST LIKE NEW. Its dismantled to the very bot- tom—remanufactured just like a new typewriter, with new enamel, new nickel, new platen, new keyrings, newtype; a complete, perfect typew “iter, with back spacer, stencil device, automatic ribbon rev zse, tabulator, key shift lock, etc. Impossible to tell it from a brand new Underwood, either in appearance, durability or quality of work. Thirty-Three Years Experience !97ebuilding type. which time over one-third of a million people have purchased our machines. What better proof could anyone ask as to the perfec- tion of our typewriters or the integrity of this firm? ‘a ja] See for yourselfl Try the ty; Ten Days’ Free Trial Ssecri2rdmys you ent be satisfied or the entire transaction won't cost you a penny. Act today. Get big illustrated catalog and full particulars. SHIPMAN-WARD MFG. CO., 2674 soe N MFO. a Shipmai Itg.. Chicago, rien’ 2 eh mall ares, Ger os Bastard iaible Wetting Underwood. Name oan St. or RP.D. No... oney steers Ba pm eller tneenna rata maton es Omega, Ba GSE CooL baa waa St., Dents 2384 Chir ; ~ | Notice to Judge Contributors © MANUSCRIPTS will be re- turned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed return envelope, and owing tothe thousands | of contributions sent into this office cach week, it is impossible to enter into personal correspondence regard- ing them. Junce has been swamped with <RAZY KRACKS AND FUNNY- So do not enclose postage will not be returned. As there are very many cases of duplication. the first available one received will be accepted. For prompt attention address manuscripts, in separate envelopes. to the following departments Manuscripts—Literary Editor of Juvce 7 Kracks — Krazy Krack Editor of Junce, Funnybones—Funnybone Editor of Jupce, Crossword Puzzles — Crossword ‘le Editor of Jupce, “BS Progress, thrills and true romance, the ractical things and technique of ADIO are all best told each month in POPULAR RADIO, the world’s greatest radio magazine; edited by Kendall Ban- ning. New subscribers may send One Dollar for next § issues, to POPULAR L —) RADIO, 627 West 43d St., New York City. 627 West 43d Street, New York City al comicbooks.com