Judge — March 28, 1925 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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0 Ie eel Stuf By Carroll Carroll 00000000 That Generation Again wat, IT ask, leaning \ \ forward until my withered body sways in the breeze like a lily or a line full of wash, what, I repeat, were movies written about before the younger generation was overtaken by prohibition, jazz and Freud and exploited by F. Scott Fitzgerald? Now, when I was a boy (let's at'll be just three weeks next Tuesday, away with lots but we never got away with the houses and the mortgages too, as they do we used to get now, We just sowed our wild oats and that was the end of it. Nowadays the kids are appar- ently all grain farmers and they don’t rotate their crops. All of which is by way of ex- plaining that I have seen “T Goose Hangs High” and that I'm sick of being told that the current crop of progeny are pretty thoughtl but that they really have hearts of gold and lots of talent and ambition when put to the test. If you are partial to the notion that college men are boys and that college girls are ers that a father weeps for joy when his first born offers to donate his savings for the good of the family, you'll like “T! Goo: But goose never did agree with me. . 8 6 On the other hand (which hand were we on before?) there's Douglas McLean in “Introduce Me.” It starts with some Parisian views (now don’t) misunderstand me, I mean of buildings), which cause (Continued on page 27) lo ro) oO =) ° o oOo |\O °o o =) i=] s ° ° o ° oO a Q ° f=) ° o ° jo ° o ° ° oO iS) =) o iS) oO ° ° o Q =) o ° oO ° ° a r=) 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 | New Crossword Definitions Gs a baby expression, slang, for asking a boon. Psp. An abbreviation for prune and soap peddler, an organization of salesmen. Xongia. A sponge like substance found only in the greater drug stores and chain stores. Hwrye? A greeting much used by small-town people after moving to Chicago. Hzrr. Abbreviation of contem- plated railroad in Mexico. Bzz. A slogan for tea parties, originating in high schools during spring examinations. Yelitosis. A disease formed by riding too frequently in public conveyances where the charge is metered. Gby. An expression of farewell, used when a friend confesses to having nothing on the hip. James A. Sanaker KRALY KRACKS “dire sentence wth the word, Coincide” “Cohen and Lery had a fight but T took coin. cide.” Judge peye $5 for each krazy krack printed. The president of a woman's secret society addresses her fellow-members. Where They Should Be Buried HE tragic wife—Under the weep- ing willow. Modern morons—Under the ever- green. Scenario writers—Under the chestnut tree. All, men with wigs—Under the bald cypress. Crooked politicians—Beneath the plum tree. Prohibitionists lemon tree. The handshaker The coward—Beneath the aspen. All. reformers—Under any con- venient nut tree. K. A, Bisbee Beneath the Under the palu. Distracteo Motner—John, will you speak to these boys! Fatner—Good erening, children. comicbooks.com