Judge — February 28, 1925 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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-——-—_—- Tt is amusing to see other people in trouble, and it is perfectly all right that eleven members of the student body should worry about a football, because it gives enjoyment I believe in to thousands of others. ized suffer: n concluding my book review, Id say that all Looks of rules ther people play ng there are to be are justifiable, a“ great many spectators of the game. But books of rules of games which are played for the games’ sake should hy all means be suppressed and con- demned; they only increase the hardships of life. A Costly Flight Loven to see the butterfly, | When Twas but a Flit over fields of wh A filmy summer joy. IT cared not what its hue might be— Bright gold or snowy white; Tt made my blood run warm to see Its airy, fairy flight. nd rye— But now, a family man, T sigh. Dead is that young delight, When on great slabs of wheat and rye I watch its costly flight. Its hue and weight mean gold, more | gold— Oh. pounds that I must buy! At home it makes my blood run cold ‘To see the butter fly. He Didn't Make Enough “So Mrs. Blank has go What was the trouble, incompati- bility a divorce, merely the first two sylla- —Boston Transcript sae Willie—Father, one of the boys in my class said I looked like you. Fond Father—What did you say? “Nothin’, He's a lot bigger than mie.” —Answers Patel “Why does a stork stand on one ive it up. Why does he?” “If he lifted the other foot, he'd fall down.” —Tit Bits Real Judge—Uav prisoner, before sentence is pas upon you? Prisoner—No, your lordship, ex cept that it takes very little to please me. —Answers you anything to L — GET RID OF THIS With No Effort at Sains is the c Here to rid yoursel inv heal Simply DRI Waistline Reducer that mars vour fig MATICALLY! DR. LAWTON’S AUTOMATIC WAISTLINE REDUCER For Men and Women Hour by hour, with every b Ww Ubrough this A\ Satisfaction Assured Sold under guarantee bond of absolute satisfaction. Money back if you do not like tt. Write to Dr. Lawton for convincing Hterature and price. Mail the coupon blank now. Dr. Thomas Lawton T Dept. 62-8, 19 West New York Ci Dear Sir: Send me ce | scription of Dr. Lawt ] matic Waistline Reducer and. tell me how low it is priced. This ] obligates me in no way whatever / | Name / / [| Town your part We also make our reducer hip- length corset form for women. Street Pliable Brand New Method || ——_ of oper! Prt | Reducing Weight! | §@ °°" sg “Rs | SHAKE IT OFF State By Laughing at THE In this Isue— ONTROL RECEIVERS: PHYSICAL CULTURE ‘eal | Trills and tee ron NUMBER of of RADIO are all heat told cael month in PoruLrark Ramo, the JUDGE world’s yreatest radio mayuzine: OUT MARCH 12! edited by Kendall Banning. New subscribers may One Dollar for 5 issues, to POPULAK RADIO, New York comicbooks.com