Judge — February 28, 1925 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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French women have solved the prob- lem of unpleasant body odors and berspiration; no paste, salve or lotion MANY Wie te IS THE LATEST CREATION LU HAS SOLVED AN ALMOSE PRORLEM: TO INSTANTLY ALL UNPLEASANT ODORS WITH SINE BINESE DO. NOT ays, but it ha INDISPENSABLE AT CERTAIN TIMES The chic Parisienne turns to “BON ODOR™ for .00 VALUE for $1.49 BON ODOR.” Paris latest crea- ot $1.09 tet will not be honored by drugs ODOR™ at the regular price SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH LABORAT RIES SOW. Sat St. N.Y. Dept. SB Name Address JUDGE’S CROSSWORD PUZZLES are now in the Movies! | at all LOEW’S THEATERS Stage Manager—Heavens, man! your whiskers! Comedian—What are they, then? Take that off your face those aren't “They're one of the costumes of the Hawaiian chorus.” Games—and Other Un- necessary Hardships (Continued from page 18) hundred years—we will have at- tained the only kind of millennium that mankind cares anything about. . 8 8 All around me I see people de- liberately and consciously stepping into trouble. My only conclusion is they want it. This very morning I had the opportunity to start a feud that would annoy me for months. In September, we decided to rent our house in Sparrowdale, furnished, for the winter, and to live in the city for a while fora lark. We know that there will be a gash in the phono- graph and a rip in the davenport, but we decided not to care. (In short, we left Sparrowdale for a lark.) Well, this morning the February rent check came with $5.50 deducted for a cuckoo clock and a snow shovel which our tenant decided our house needs, The rent is so high that a little thing like It isn’t that that makes me mad. is the principle of the thing! Sup- pose it had been a piano. Suppose our tenant's little girl had been ized with the desire to take piano lessons. But I decided to let this gentle- man run over me to the extent of one cuckoo clock and one snow shovel, —Passing Show (London and deposited the check. Now that I have written $10 worth of copy about the incident, am Vahead. But it is the principle of the thing! (The chief use of principles is to start fights.) . . . Now we come to an explanation of games. Of course games are contrived to satisfy our craving for difficulty. Games are in themselves an admis- sion that life is not’ troubles enough. (At this point my arti becomes technically an indirect com- ment on all books of rules from 1850 to week after next.) When a person proposes a game of bridge in the evening, I am tempted to say: “Hasn't your day a bothersome enough? = Mine has. Mine has been gloriously complex and perplexing and irritating.” There is something wrong with people who have to hunt trouble in the evening. her they don't trouble themselves enough in’ the daytime, or they have let trouble become a systemic appetite with them. There has been considera plaint against football beca gives exercise and trouble to only a small percentage of the student body. It seems to me that this is one of the strongest arguments in favor of football. Why should the entire student body engage in the difficulties of football? comicbooks.com