Judge — February 14, 1925 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Where Is He? “What's become of the fellow who used to cheat himself at solitaire?” “Still up to his old tricks. He's blacking in the crossword puzzle squares he can’t fill with the right letters.” Higher Mathematics Tt colored garage keeper had re- turned the change from a bill, and the motorist was highly indignant. he shouted. “I bought five gallons of “You owe me a quarter mor gas and two quarts of oil, and I gave h done gib you de right change, sah,” insisted the negro. “Whaddye mean, right change? ive, plus twenty- five is one fifty, plus twenty-five from One plus twenty- two—that is— Without a word the negro walked to his cash register, selected i quarters and dimes, and worked out the transact s on the counter. To his chagrin the motor- ist had to concede that he had been in the wrong. “Ah cain’t count, sah.”” said the negro mildly, “but ah can think.” ion in ¢ “Shiver me timbers, Fosdick: are the pictures in this cookboo “A plague on't, what do you want pictures for, Acrid?” “Well, how can I prepare a dish without plates?” \ Funnybones /~) Lot's wife turned to salt, but our wife gets peppery. ~~ —Cactee will poy $5 for Gach one printed —_A yf pea nnesons fie) Se acy s Setting Him Right Percy Meele—-Pardon me, but do vou serve hard-boiled eggs? Waitress—Sure thing, old dear, as long as they behave themselves! Their Broad Views When a fair defendant crosses her legs on the witness stand, she can always make a jury see her way. sae One swallow may not make a sum- mer but it makes one forget about the winter. tae It is rumored that several promi- nent Congressmen have discontinued reading the Congressional Record be- cause it does not print crossword puzzles. sae “Have you put your car into winter storage?” “No, it costs too much. I sent it to the garage to have the carbon 1 out, because I know they t have it back until spring.” Wire—John, the doctor told me I must absolutely have a change of air! “Good. I'll see if I can’t get Havana to-night.” ll comicbooks.com