Judge — January 31, 1925 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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— “What was the row with Alec?” “Well when he heard that my dress bill was over £2,000 a year he broke off our engagement—and married iny dressmaker.” Audien- ces Know that soft musie is wot there on such occasions, and they laugh if it is put there, Well, opera lovers | should demand a divorce of acting from music. Acting is not there when music is born, and opera lovers ought to laugh when singers sema- phore. [tis even regrettable that songs should have to have words.) Opera is | with her babe in her arms, one form of music that should interest: me all evening—me, Tsay. Tt is given every night ina monster auditorium, and it’ there- fore labels itself as being for the public. As it now is, it is possible that a great many musically trained “How come the optical embellish. ment, old top?” O. TT did so many crossword | puzzles that one eye got to secing verti- cal and the other horizontal. London Mail persons enjoy hours of opera while T enjoy moments of it—and they are enjoying themselves at my expense: T have suffered terribly through most of most operas I hay My practical s stiou is that every opera be divided into two parts, and that the music lovers go over to the Puneh and Judy Theater and listen to the horrible sections of the opera and that we Andy Gumps stay at the Metropolitan and listen to those parts of the opera which have a little whoop in them, soe Detective—Can you give me a good description of your cashier who vanished? Hotel Proprictor—T Velieve he’s about 5 ft. 5 in. tall and about £7,000 short. —Answers tae On a “bus” recently were found 200 cigars, silver candlesticks, spoons, fish knives and forks. It is thought that a diner who 1} tipped the wa reimburse himself, er id endeavored to —Passing Show tae Ata Dricklayer’s wedding recently, his comrades formed an archway of ods at the church door. An excel hh was taken of the waly spoiled the effect —TLondon Opinion ine by moving. Sou may serapackas ou may get a package a, of Wrigleys is too/” Wise mother: -she ve- wards the little errand runner with something delicious, long-lasting and beneficial. Happy. healthy child- ren. with Wrigley's- and best of all - the cost is small ! A leading denbst slates thal chemin$ uit nol only cleans Uhe leoth and aids digestion, bul acts as armildantiseplic wn lhe woulk a lhe saime Lime Ika’ it re. freshes. WRIGLEYS © THE FLAVOR L-A-S-T-S