Judge, 1925-01-24 · page 29 of 36
Judge — January 24, 1925 — page 29: what you’re looking at
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This page contains theatre criticism and humor pieces typical of Judge's satirical content, plus period advertisements. **The Main Cartoon:** The top sketch shows Prohibition-era satire. Two men observe people dancing near a large cloud/fog. One asks if they're "aesthetic dancers"; the other replies "Nope. Synthetic"—explaining they're actually intoxicated from "a case of gin washed ashore about an hour ago." This mocks Prohibition (then in effect) by suggesting even washed-up contraband alcohol was being consumed and caused erratic behavior mistaken for modernist dance. **Theatre Criticism:** The text reviews a play at the Cort Theater, criticizing actress Elsie Ferguson's overwrought, melodramatic performance with exaggerated arm movements. The comparison to "Holland viewed through a train window" is an absurdist jab at her stilted movements. **Humor Pieces:** Brief jokes about voting, prize fights, and cigars—light domestic comedy typical of the era. **Advertisements:** The right column features tooth powder, songwriting opportunities, and correspondence courses—standard period ads.
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