Judge — December 13, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Stop, I've never heard such pro- anity since the day I was born.” “What were you, a twin or a trip- let?” —Iowa Frivol rd “T hear you had a blowout at your house last night.” “No, that was just a report.” —C.C.N.Y. Mercury rry “T'm going to buy a dog.” “Bull?” “No, really.” —Ohio State Sun Dial sae She—Who is that cute little man arguing with the-referee? Him—Oh, that’s the end trying to justify his means. Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern Ht Guwendol she? Gordon Why do they call boats Because they make a better showing in the wind. —Colgate Banter cd Popular Song—They Call the Baby Coffee, ‘Cause He Keeps Them Awake at Night.” —Oregon Owl First PasseNGER—Are you travel- ing first class? Seasick PassENGER—N-o-0, I’m in a helluva shape. Penn State Frotu A Luxury “Did you ‘ear that Mrs. Jones won a vacuum cleaner in a compe- tition?” “No; did she?” “Yes, but she says it ain’t no good to ‘er. She ain't got no vacuums.” —Colby White Mule “Why should Jack Dempsey be World's Cham pion?” “Well, who's got a better right?” —Darrmovtu Jack O'LANTERN Fas First Yearling—It_ took me six weeks to learn to ride a horse. Second Yearling—And what did you get for your pains? “Liniment.” Bucknell Belle Hop halal “My husband certainly is fond of children.” “Why do you say that?” “Last night he was talking in his sleep and he said, ‘Come on, baby, and kiss your sweet papa.’ ” —Virginia Sniper At—I hear you were arrested for voting three times. Auice—Yes, and I don’t see why, either. I was only changing my mind. —Toronto GosLin nd Trate Parent—While you stood at the gate bidding my daughter good- night, did it ever dawn upon you The Suitor—Certainly not, sir! I never stayed as late as that. —Middlebury Blue Baboon Dumb—You certainly sling a ter- rible lingo. You ought to go to London and learn the King’s English. Dumber—Oh, I know he’s English. —Kansas Sour Owl cert The boy picked up the burning deck, His fingers full of blisters; The Camel carton was a wreck— So now he smokes his sister's. Wesleyan Wasp rey Her—T'm gonna sneeze. He—At who? “Atchoo!” Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay —* x 6 What a difference a few cents make. —Rvtcers CHANTICLEER