Judge — December 6, 1924 — page 11: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Artist—Anyone taking you out to-night, Kitty? Mobet. (expectantly)—No! “Good! I Know a Girl — ne thinks China is another name for dishes, Russia what they do el in a cheap restaurant and Hawaii a friendly greeting, but she loves to travel. She thinks it’s so broaden- ing. Tt couldn't broaden her much, she weighs almost 300 pounds al- . to her, are great big fish, one of which once swallowed some one, or other. She can remember the details of fairy stories. she never She's religious too. She often wonders, she told me, why some one doesn’t get the idea of putting a Bible in every hotel room to cheer the weary wanderer on his Those are her very words. y would be. She sometimes does crossword puzzles. I guess that’s what makes her think that Ireland is the home of people who are always angry. She may be right, at that. She believes Moscow is an animal, and that germs come from Germany. She told me that the principal in- dustries of Poland) were mining Poland Water and growing telegraph poles, The man who thinks up the movie titles goes in for sky-writing. There'll be more chance of your turning up early to-morrow morning!” » thinks the Riviera is a theater and Monte Carlo a movie actor. She is of the opinion that all our Christmas holly comes from Holly- wood and that Sioux City was named after the daughter of its first mayor. She thinks Spokane is part of the verb “to speak” and that the chief industry of Chicago is “mental sickness.” She firmly believes that the Caro- linas are twins and that Mississippi is their step-mother. She is con- fident that the Mason-Dixon line is the conversation of two college chums and that Glacier National Park is a recreation grounds endowed by the National Plate Glass Workers Union. She thinks Alaska is the answer to the question, “Will your mother be home to-night? Her mother rarely is. want to meet her? Do you The girl, I mean. Carroll Tigers are usually hunted with hants. For blind tigers, use pink elephants. comicbooks.com