Judge — November 15, 1924 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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What a radio set will do, if you can believe some of the ads, Parson Ecclesiastes John- son’s Sermon on Eternity Brevveres and Sisteren: — Ise gwine to expound to youall de pow'fulest sermon you evah did heah. — To-night, niggahs, youse gwine to hyar dis serbent ob de Lawd’s strive wid de wid de Almighty an debbil. Ise gwine to splain de unexplainable en reveal de unrevealable. Lissen at me, all you sinnahs while Ah unveils de unavail- able un unscrews de inscrutable. My text am gwine to be eternity. Eternity, mah belobed —congre shun, am time what didn’t and ain't gwine Eternity am eberywhah, from) de no'th pole whah de polah beahs roah to Africa whah de hippotatamuses am, dar you'll find eternity. Lemme just ‘lustrate my pint. so long dat ef a sparrow wuz to take one ¢ water from de ‘lantic Ocean, en den take one hop a day twell he to Sanfranfrolli- co en drap dis drap ob water in ifie Ocean. Den he come back one hop a en carry another drap, en keep on twell he’ carried de whole mtic Ocean en put it in de ‘cific Ocean, just den, brudders en sisters, eternity will be commenced to hap- pen. Niggahs, lemme tell youall sumpin, ef you want to go fru all dis h eternity wid all de watermillion fried chicken wants a funeral to go to evah eve co’n shuckin evah night rassle commence to stop. Sternity am ap 0 come nd you to eat, an a Niggahs, ef you all wants to go fru eternity dis hyar way, you sho got to repent ob yo ways. Ah knows fo a fack dat one ob you deacons done got a razor in his pocket now an am jest honin to whittle up annoder one for lookin kinder slaumchways at his wife. Niggahs, don’t you all know dat ef you don’t pay de preacher's lary, ef you don't quit shootin craps en stealin chickens en fluster- atin wid another man’s wife you sho am going to hell. Sis € nif will play de o’gan en we'll sing, “All God's Chillun Got a Crown,” while Deacon Mathusalem Jones takes up de collection. John H. Green Prey Large prizes are being offered in England for the cheapest and most effective What could be cheaper or more effective than a banana skin? gliders. A Poem of Places When he was courting—oh, ‘twas bliss!— They sat together just like this: 00 When they were married but a year They sat as I have pictured here: oO oO Now—sad that such things should befall When they're in the same room at all, Though I know not the cause of it, This is the only way they sit: oO oO Poltey\ uy TALENT Now! / TEST Kteacs Free Proof that You Can Play ~that You have Talent AS long as you can remember, music hasstirred and inspired you. And so you have always hoped that you could play yourself— choose your favorite melodies and express them as your heart dictates— share in the greater pleasures aad profits thac come spec ally to those who play. But until now, you could never be sure of results in advance, Now, however, for the first time, is pro- vided a free method by which you can de termine your talent for music. Climaxing a lifetime of study and observation, Frank Holton announces the Holton Talent-Test. By it, thousands who never dreamed they possessed musical ability will have revealed to them great, unsuspected opportunities on. this easiest-tolearn of all saxophones, the Holton SAXOPHONE In a few interesting minutes your talent is measured, so easy it is to know that you can play. You assume no obligations or responsi- bilities—you merely decide a question every one should answer in fairness to his future, FRANK HOLTON & CO.,Elkhorn, Wis. America’s Greatest Band Instruments Mail the Coupon— Convince Yourself! Your request for booklet brings you Appointment Card entitling you to the Talent-Test in the privacy of any Holton dealer's studio or in your own home with the aid of a Holton Saxophone and our copyrighted phono- graph on which the Talent-Test is recorded. Frank Holton & Company Elkhorn, Wis. Without obligation, I want to determine my talent for the easy-to-learn Holton New Revelation Saxophone. below if interested in any other instrument.) Cornet —_ Trombone. Baritone —_. Trumpet __ Name Street Address Town comicbooks.com