Judge — November 15, 1924 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Farner or tHe Aporep OnE—What reason have you for wishing to marry my daughter? AL Tue AppLicant—I—I—I d-don’t appear to have any reason, sir—I’m in love! Yo, ho! and a Gallon of Gas! 0, Ho! for the suave and smoothed out wave. Ahoy! for the glassy lake-like deep Where the kindly, gentle tides be- have So a man can eat and drink and sleep. You can sail the sea for all of me With your jobs and spinnakers, but Give me the roar of my cylinders four With their sputtering putt! putt! putt! Sing, hey! and around Long Island Sound, And a ho-yo, ho! for its oily flow, Where it’s easy, my lads, to stand your ground And you don’t have to go and lie below. You can sail outside where the angry tide Turns your schooner endwise, but Give me the roar of my cylinders four With their sputtering putt! putt! putt! Funnybones “That part of an auto which causes . ( more accidents than any other is the nut that holds the steering wheel.” New Pastor—So all the members of your sewing circle attend every meeting. How do you account for it? Mrs. Henswoggle—Nobody as cares anything about her reputation dares to stay away. i| i | | | | | | Carman oF Company (at Board Meeting)—As to our faithful employees, who have grown gray in our service, we propose to present them Percy Waxman each with a bottle of the best hair dye obtainable. 12 comicbooks.com