Judge, 1924-10-18 · page 26 of 36
Judge — October 18, 1924 — page 26: what you’re looking at
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= one = Weary Foorpap—.tw, beat it, can’t ya? nervous t watch "im worl? The True Facts About the Sheik 7avprv ina bedspread or table- cloth tight, Whose color, presumably, once had been white), He smirks and he winks "Neath the nose of the Sphinx At damsels on camels, who, passing him by Shriek as the sheik shows his master- ful i. Meanwhile the movie men, carefully 1, Gave him directions; he did what they bid Him do! Yet, the sheik’s so domestic he sleeps with the cat, Does washing and ironing in back of his flat. Purls and crochets, Makes fine mayonnaise— Tucks the young sheiklets in bed Dontcha Isnow it makes a guy Lights all his lanterns and turns down the wicks, Shuts all the windows and fastens them tight To keep out the chill of the desert at night. Then, swift as an eagle down in flight that swoops Leaps into bed with a chirp of de- light ‘To snore! Leap from their beasts when the about six, Arthur “L. Lippmann heartbreaker smile Sea: ‘Troop to his tents over thousands of miles, Gullible wenches, are of his guiles, Yet they succumb to his treacherous wiles We're told! He was never romantic! This is a fact But entered into a preposterous pact ‘To act as a vamp! This Arabian ap Forsook all the precepts of Allah the Brave, tach ancestor painfully writhed in his grave.) He picked out a peak on a high pyramid, Called to each maiden, to you, kid,” IMPRINTS The one the young man used to “Some class The ones he receives nowadays a when he makes the same effort. receive when he tried to “get fresh.” comicbooks.com