Judge — October 11, 1924 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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== Have You Murdered a Man? True Consessions by Murderesses ZAEGFIELD YF FOLLIES I stood it when first my husband called me “friend wife.” When he called William and Maria “the kid- dies” I took a firm hold on myself, hoping against hope for grace to bear 3 my trials. But when, last Tuesday, i) I went down to his place of business and saw that his new sign now read “Barber Shoppe,” I went mad and slew him with his own razor. Yours for future reference, (Mrs.) Iwanna Newman Last week I asked my husband for $2 which he refused to give me. I thought I would have to take him before a judge but happened to pick 4 up your funny (no offense meant) j magazine. I immediately jabbed him through the brain with my hatpin because you said the confession must “TI would like two fifty-cent seats fer t’night.” be “based on facts.” Do you think “Yeh, well, see Morris Gest, he’s doin’ ‘Miracles’ uptown.” I did wrong? Please don’t send a stamps. (Mrs.) Sophie Clutterbuck Slang as She Is Spoke “Mother.” “Yes, son.”” i “Daddy said Uncle Jim was the | bee’s knees. What does the bee’s knees mean?” “Oh, that’s only slang for the cat’s meow, dear.” FIs “T have a bone to pick with you,” muttered the disgruntled mandolin player to the banjo artist. “Sorry, sir, but I never play duets,” coldly retorted the banjo manipulator. Philadelphia Papers Please Copy “Daddy, to-day in school we learned about the nicknames of the cities, and they said that Boston was the Hub of the Universe. Why’s that?” p “Merely because that’s where things move slowest, I guess.” Funnybones The modern woman would like to marry in hasie and re- pent in... Parist Boot—Why did Jones divorce that quiet, sweet, home loving little woman and marry that Follies queen? Leccer—I’m not so sure but what his health was poor Fudge will pay $5 for cach one printed and the doctor ordered a change of scenery. comicbooks.com