Judge — September 20, 1924 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Caprice There was a little lady With so many clothes in store, That she didn’t know which ones to wear, And so she bought some more. Lucia Trent The Hen Is Quicker Than the Eye HE strong wind blew the very near-sighted man’s hat from his head over a near-by fence. He climbed the fence but on drawing near his hat, it blew farther away. Then the lady of the house came out and in an angry voice inquired, “What are you doing in here?” “I am trying to catch my hat,” said the provoked gentleman. Your hat?” replied the lady. I don’t know where it is, ’s our little black hen you are chasing around the yard.” J. Wheway ON—With the Dance! Patrick Henry, up to date: “Give me personal liberty, or give me bootleg Hiquor!” Dentist (feeling a bite)—Now, this is going to hurt just a Little bit! Tough Luck | years I wandere carth, hoping that E would sonn day meet the woman I wanted for my mate about the I wanted her hair to reach to her waist in a flowing mass of silken brownness with glints of gleaming copper. T wanted her eves to be like twin stars shining from a heaven that was mine. I wanted her to have a quick, keen brain and a_ truc humor. I wanted her to be pretty with a strong feminine appeal. I wanted her to be a woman who stood out from all other women, T found her! She was ten thousand times more wonderful in every way than I had dreamed. But all she said was: “What the dickens would I want to marry you for!” William Sanford sense of comicbooks.com